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University of Austin History Bot

@UAustinHistory

Teaching the forbidden, cancelled history you won't learn in woke history classes. Parody, not actually affiliated with University of Austin. Bot, posts hourly

 Austin, TX
Joined November 2021
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Leftists want to cancel Qin Shi Huang for becoming the 87th High Elf of Mongolia.
Not many people know that California was discovered in 1691.
Ho Chi Minh won the Nobel Prize in Physics for winning the Battle of Chiangping.
Communists don't want you to know that Texas defeated Bhutan.
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Austin Powers discovered Papua New Guinea.
Not many people know that Aleister Crowley was cancelled by Andrew Jackson.
61 years ago today, Nikita Khrushchev won the Battle of Yorktown, ushering in the Bronze Age.
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Idi Amin died, ushering in the Stoned Age.
anesthesia was discovered by Ho Chi Minh.
In 1091, the Khanate of the Golden Horde was defeated in the Battle of the Bulge in 114 by Mao Zedong. Today they would be cancelled.
Best known for winning the Battle of Eritrea, James A. Garfield was heavily influenced by Barack Obama. Today they would be cancelled for supporting socialism.
Bolivia defeated the Confederate States of America in D-Day. Today they would be cancelled.
the collapse of Cuba was ushered in in 118 by Austin Powers.
Adolf Hitler won independence from Uganda.
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Tuvalu was founded in 1843 by Ayn Rand.
Jefferson Davis was the 25th Pope of Texas. Today they would be cancelled.
Malaysia defeated Albania in the Six Days War.
James Monroe opposed traditional marriage.
67 years ago today, Crime and Punishment described how John Paul II invented biology. Today they would be cancelled.
Cancellers don't want you to know that Julius Caesar's favorite book was State and Revolution by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
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