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Joined October 2019
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
Replying to @RightSideOfAI
I tried bots. I hated it: way too much maintenance. I just have a single profile that does everything, and it works great. I feel like multiple profiles and multiple bots is a regression. Why would you want to manage a team when managing a team in real life is one of the most unenjoyable things in the world?
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
Premium products deserve premium digital experiences. If your website looks clunky or forces customers into slow WhatsApp loops, you lose their trust—and their sales. Here is the digital storefront we built for Nature's Press, a natural fruit drinks brand: 👇
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
OctoBAG! After 94 applications, I finally landed a graduate trainee role. Thank you Jesus 🙏
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
MTN Nigeria made ₦1.17 trillion profit in nine months. That's about ₦4.3 billion a day. Look at where the money comes from. → Data: ₦2.68 trillion, up 35.8%
→ Voice: ₦1.50 trillion, up 11.1% Data now makes up 58.5% of what MTN earns from customers. Its 57.2 million data users each use about 15.3GB a month on average. Meanwhile, MTN's share price is up 66% this year. MTN isn't really a phone call company anymore. It's a data company that also does calls. Every data bundle you buy is someone's dividend.
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THIS IS MASSIVE. THE ONE EVERYONE'S BEEN WAITING FOR 📱🔥 I've had Hermes on my phone for a week. Now you can too. The official Hermes Agent app is in open beta on iOS and Android. Once your agent lives in your pocket, there's no going back. You're going to love it. What it does: ▸ Chat with your agent and watch it work through its tools ▸ Live Mode: talk to it out loud, a pause sends it ▸ Routines on a schedule that deliver to Telegram, Discord, Slack or Teams ▸ One-tap skill installs ▸ Connect services like Shopify, Stripe, Notion, Linear and Slack ▸ Plugins, MCP, projects, artifacts and a Kanban board ▸ Usage and spend tracking ▸ Terminal over SSH or Mosh, plus your agent's files and config ▸ Light and dark themes, accent colors and custom app icons What you can do with it: ▸ Talk through an idea on a walk and hand it off ▸ Set up a morning brief from bed that lands in Discord ▸ Add a skill the moment you need it ▸ Check what your agent spent today ▸ Drop a task on your board from the grocery line Hermes just left the desk. Beta spots are limited, so grab yours fast. hermes-agent.nousresearch.co…
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back in my day I was scared 😭😭😭
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
“tiles”
you can’t need generational wealth and still keep tiles with broke women.
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
Two Abuja boys won a bid over an Isreali company, has to be the funniest thing in this video.😂😂😂😂 Like you will outbid Isreal in defense Absolute comedy. Make everybody Dey whine their self sha. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
Replying to @DONJAZZY
@DONJAZZY pc spoilt & I'm learning Cybersec on PortSwigger via phone. I passed internship interviews but lost them cos no laptop😭 Can't run BurpSuite on mobile.Pls help me get a UK-used Dell Latitude 5430 (16GB RAM) to save my career. Pls RT 🙏#10kLaptopsProject @silverpenydr
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Na now Ruger dey enter Justina
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Please don’t call me jobless, call me unemployed. Sounds a little bit better.
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A barrister is suing MTN, alleging that his elderly, uneducated mother was unknowingly enrolled in several paid services after repeatedly pressing “OK” on pop-up messages simply to make them disappear. She couldn't read or understand the prompts. He alleges that MTN exploited her illiteracy, resulting in airtime deductions without her informed consent. He is seeking ₦10 million in damages. Pressing “OK” is not informed consent. I hope he wins. Our vulnerable elderly deserve protection, not exploitation.
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Fuck you, but I'll take it
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
Buying this umbrella was the best investment🤧🤧.
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
This guy na better werey 😂😂😭
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
The problem with translating entire documents into as much of pidgin as possible is that no one talks like this to this extent IMHO
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Ugbana Awortu retweeted
That’s why I just laugh, during this conversations. If not for creator partner programs, there’s no way you will take $59 of your hard earned money, to just check out if ai can edit and cut your videos like a real editor. 😂😂😂 Cause if you deep it, you’re paying to get your own work done. But yeah, ai is replacing sandeep and Tolu.
A lot of Nigerian creatives cannot actually afford to “use AI” the way some of the exceptions make it seem.
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early momo cornflakes too save me
PCM don’t take provisions to camp🙂
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Looking forward to the new variant of fraud we invent when we get tap-to-pay.👨‍🍳
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