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The odds of winning five blackjack hands in a row, with two of those wins being blackjack, in a one-on-one game with a dealer using 7 deck sleeves, are approximately: 1 in 1,160, or about 0.086%.
This guy is pretty lucky. 😀😅
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
“He was still a good husband.”
My husband told me he had stopped initiating sex because he wanted to see how long I could go without noticing that something was wrong in our marriage.
I thought he was joking.
He wasn’t.
It started on a Friday night when he tried to get intimate with me after a stressful week. I told him I was exhausted and wanted to sleep.
He kissed my forehead and said, “Okay, goodnight.”
I didn’t think twice about it.
The following week, he didn’t initiate anything. I assumed he was busy or tired, just like I had been.
Two weeks passed.
Then three.
He was still a good husband. He paid bills, helped around the house, asked about my day, and never complained about anything.
Things you can say to your wife in the bedroom and your hunting buddies during an afternoon sit:
“Should I try grunting or is it too early?”
With worldwide bond rates rising at an astronomical pace, let's go check on Austria's 100 year bond yielding 0.70%..... oh ..... oh no....
bitcoin:native
“What kind of people? What kind of people were carrying explosives???”
Major incident declared near RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, UK, after several people arrested on suspicion of explosives offences bbc.in/4iRd6Pc
What it feels like handing $BTC over to the Asian markets for this evening's trading session.
Ran out of Cool Whip containers and had nothing to bring the red beans and rice to my buddy's house for dinner. 🤓
I was wrong
Not going to make excuses
I should have called all of you ghey and retarded way more often
Me, pointing out the idiots in my friend group who kept telling me bitcoin hadn't bottomed. $BTC



















