Goofy

Miami is only ranked #1 because they made it to the final and have only played pop warner programs this year. If UNC keeps them within 7, they should be unranked. If UNC keeps them within 2 possessions, 20-25.

“It was pretty close” Yeah so was the barrel of a glock 19 to my mouth watching that game

I should be so fired up about these back to back scores. But my light is gone. This sucks.

HOLD UP KROMENHOEK CARRYING

I don’t even have the energy to shit talk. See yall at the OCS for another disappointing season.

This is the most embarrassing opening. Do the players give a shit anymore!?

You’d never see me step foot on a field ever again if my opponent posted this 🥀

Listen, I want success for our Bulls. But if sacrificing this season by losing the rest of our games (offensively) means Tim Beck gets sent back to whatever petri dish he was concocted in, I’m game.

UAB being the lil bro of Alabama is the funniest thing to me 🤣🤣 Imagine your parents (the state of Alabama) spend millions on your older brother and the rest of the household just spits as you walk by

OCs dropping like flies. Who’s (Tim Beck) on the chopping (Tim Beck) block (Tim) next (Timothy) ?

Things I’m reflecting on after my 8 person relay ran 127 miles the past 2 days: 1) Pinellas County is beautiful when observed during a run 2) Is UCF un-ass? 3) I burned 10k+ calories, so I’m 30k+ calories of Taco Bell and Checkers the next 7 days

I’ll be MIA doing the Ragnar Suncoast relay the next two days and at the end I expect to have a notification that Tim Beck has been sent to the Amazon Rainforest with a snack sized ziplock filled with water, 3 thin mint girls scout cookies and a beyblade

Temple released their DC for being ass and our dog shit OC Timothy Beck couldn’t even beat them. ITS TIME GO CALL IN AN SOS #FireTimBeck

Another College Football Saturday upcoming where USF has a 0% chance of losing

I’m not sure I’m ready to throw in the towel on Hartline being season one.. However, someone in the front office needs to have a talk with him that the coaching staff he built, ain’t it. Maybe some are keepers, maybe some aren’t (looking at you Timothy fucking Beck).

People deadass though we had “B1G NEWS” 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🥀🥀🥀🥀

Need a check in on @usfbulls69

If I showed up to work with numbers like these.. I’d be told not to show up to work…