California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*

California, USA
Joined April 2009
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Banana streusel muffins
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Good morning ☀️
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Short investigation.
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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I want a pickle pal!
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Late lunch 🌮
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Good morning ☀️
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Well…. 😂😂😂
The latest Truth Social post from the president of the United States.
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They made them post a food picture on Twitter and read the replies.
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Don’t ask me for a hamburger patty press when you have two hands you can use to smash the meat.
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Good morning ☀️
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One of the neighbors have grandkids or something and on the weekends they are outside screaming and laughing from morning to late night. The energy is impressive 😂
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Cash/card in the front, mobile order in the back!
The Tiki Juice Bar in Adventureland at Disneyland is no longer mobile order only! They’re now cash/card in the front and mobile order in the back!
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Stripes or solids? ♟️
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Garlic cheese toast on hamburger buns 😂
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Oldest girl sent a chess set as a present to her brother and she wrapped every single piece (and the board) 😭😂
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Oldest boy always asks for Rice Krispy treats instead of cake for his bday, so I made a pan of those and also picked up some bundtinis 🎉
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Good morning ☀️
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Took the boy to Clayface tonight- we both liked it 🍿
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