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slightly autistic goy who loves Manchester United

Sweden
Joined September 2021
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”Quality over quantity” Tielemans who couldnt even get on the pitch todays total cost with wages is 100m pounds. Tonalis transfer fee was 100m and his wage is less than we paying rashford who we couldve sold foe 15m and instead he will leave for free in 2 years and cost 40m in wages. Useless club ownership #mufc
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Martinez wants out in january dont he 🤣🤣 #mufc
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Amad diallo is finished, sell him to sunderland in january. Shit player #mufc
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Everytime amad got an opportunity to shoot he takes 2-3 touches more and let defenders catch up. Useless. #mufc
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Another fake hack and corruption by #binance
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$SES ???
🚨BREAKING: Pakistan Signs $2.25 Billion Deal to Establish Lithium-Ion Battery Manufacturing Plant in Rawalpindi With Chinese Partners.
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Dont even think #glazers know what they got in bed with 🤣🤣 if club gets relegated, which is a serious possibility, how low would the club valuation sink and revenue/sponsorships? That interest payment with loss of revenue would rinse the club totally 🤣 #mufc
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This decision alone is setting the club back YEAAARS. Literally 0 reason for any competitor to come to united. We gonna have to pay so much extra to attract SHIT players from now on. Clubs dead. #mufc
🚨 Michael Carrick will be given chance to turn results around. Carrick is taking training at Carrington, staff + players preparing #MUFC for Saturday trip to Chelsea. More @TheAthleticFC soon.
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This clubs so fucking finished carrick might be here for next games 🤣 #mufc
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Who couldve guessed playing counter attacking 35% possession, set piece football with 1 game a week wouldnt work playing 2-3 games a week. #mufc trash board, its over
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Crazy thing is our clubs such a fucking joke its not even 100% carrick gets the sack after today 🤣 and wilcox will probably keep his #mufc
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Looking at the table and our next 10 games, we will 100% fight relegation this year, morale will be crawling on the floor and some might force january exits #mufc board sticking with carrick for now also LOL
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Wilcox must work on a super low wage i cant see any other reason why these wankers keep him lol #mufc
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Every time I watch #avfc this suzuki is god tier. Holy crap donnaruma had a stinker today
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#mufc sticking with carrick is insane they basically letting the world know this clubs finished and theres no reason for any player to come play. We only gonna attract SHIT players in the future, and we gonna have to pay top for it lmao.
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Dont you just love when parlays with several games in fails because some cunt takes red card and you got both teams to score.. fuck maignan
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Betting companies set to earn hundreds of millions on this #Brighton game lmao
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Dont worry about it, we got the best cycling data team
Jamestown Analytics advised Grimsby Town, Brighton & Hove Albion and Como 1907. All three clubs have beaten Manchester United in cup competitions in the last 14 months. Is spending smart matter than spending big?
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