ÜberGhostFacts!

don't look behind you

ghosts will move with you but they won't help you pack

ghosts are quietly judging your ghost costumes

ghosts are hiding inside your halloween candy

a ghost is kissing you on your little bum

ghosts have a bucket list but the only things on it are "walk through wall" and "be alive again"

ghosts are running a successful tumblr that's just photos of you sleeping

the ghosts in ur house are super into ur gay anime porn blog

ghosts keep licking the butter cube in long, slow strokes with their cold tongues

ghosts hover over your nose and mouth at night, breathing in your sleep breath. they long for a warmth of their own.

when you sing in the shower, a ghost sits on your toilet to listen. it's the best seat in the house!

ghosts are telling ur crush that u like them

ghosts fill your life like unbearable emotional burdens. think positive! or not

ghosts can and will ground you

ghosts liberally participate in what we would call "treason"

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it's okay, ghosts keep on having that dream too