@UltraRunnerPod

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 Northern California
Joined March 2010
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A bot that scrapes your texts, emails and mailbox and creates a voters guide based on who didn’t bug you.
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The mind tricks, delusion and false rationalization we use when we're laying in bed and needing to go to the bathroom are extraordinary.
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Jennifer Sey
@JenniferSeyOct 22
Another boy stealing a podium spot from a girl. Another day telling girls they don’t matter. When does it end??
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There is a massive opportunity for pop-up stores that sell non-whorish hoco/prom dresses to high school girls.
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Alright, here’s the test: A @Tesla designed F1 car with Lance Stroll behind the wheel vs Kimi in a Fiat Panda.
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Dissident Teacher
@edudissenterOct 16
Declaring alternative viewpoints “hate” is the death knell of civil discourse.
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hari raghavan
@haridigressesOct 16
At this point I have no idea why @Tesla doesn't have an F1 team. (Except maybe because it just wouldn't be fair to all the other teams.) But I think we'd all love to see this happen @elonmusk.
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One of the biggest PR fails in modern history: Launching this beauty the same day Elon launched the Roadster.
Porsche
@PorscheOct 15
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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If you hate the inane and pointless comments on political posts, try reading the comments section for recipes. JFC. 🤦‍♂️
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My trigger for this post: A question on a recipe for carnitas: "Could I make this with ground turkey?"
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These brave girls took a massive stand today by walking off the field at their cross country meet. They were on the same team as the boy, so an even more courageous act! I was there! And I stand with these girls!!
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Hey Mr Algorithm, I want more of this in my feed please. 🙏
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswolOct 10
🚨WOW!!! Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a "fake fight" at school and calling the Principal to break it up... ...as he rushes in to pull the students apart, they all started singing him Happy Birthday He's so revealed and happy.
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Brandi Kruse
@BrandiKruseOct 8
Sierra and Charlie are breaking their silence. The 16-year-old cross-country runners chose to WALK OFF the starting line rather than race a biological boy from Camas, Washington.
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If you have a little round AAA sticker on your car, there’s a strong likelihood that you’re a slooooow driver.
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Best argument for switching to SI (Superior Intelligence) instead of AI (Artificial Intelligence.) : Having a friend named Al.
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Too many HS teams focus on fitness and ignore strategy. A PR is great for you, but XC is a team sport. Have a plan and execute it.
Jay Johnson
@coachjayjohnsonOct 2
Coaches: The day before the race, give your athletes 2-3 clear instructions. Athletes: Know those instructions well enough to say them back. If you aren't sure what the plan is, ask today. After the race, do a debrief together. Plan your race. Race your plan.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenOct 1
The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden The remaining letters spell Denmark
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenOct 1
There are people who would love to have your bad days
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Ninety percent of my AI inquiries end with “and explain it to me like I’m a 6th grader.”
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Imposter!
UltraRunning Magazine@UltraRunningMagSep 28
Let's take a look back at the 70 ultramarathons that happened over the weekend. In this week’s Ultra Weekend Recap, we highlight results from Utah, California, North Carolina and Colorado. Sponsored by @topoathletic ultrarunning.com/featured/ul…

Ultra Weekend Recap — September 27, 2026 - Ultra Running Magazine

This week's ultramarathon race calendar includes the Bear 100, mammoth trailfest, Hinson Lake 24 Hour Ultra Classic, and Crested Butte Ultra.

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