Goonish

Fine I'll bite

If yall stare at umamusume butt for too long that frenzy meter will start to fill up 🤤

She looks like she's trying to invite me to a private area away from my parents to teach me the real meaning of bakushin.

When I was new trainer, the seniors often warned me about a big bad uma(wolf) called narita brian who would blow your house down. I ignored it until one day I got a knock on my door. She didn't even blow my house away she just broke my door down a few seconds later and raped me.

I feel like most of these restaurant collabs are so fucking dogshit rn. Burger King would stop genuinely failing as a business if they collabed with umamusume and started selling Copano Rickey and Tosen Jordan feetburgers.

Who do yall think would win in a fight?

One day I tried escaping from cygames hq and forever young hunted me down while she was dressed like this. She then proceeded to beat me violently with a riding crop before dragging me back.

Ngl i don't even need to think of anything about curren chan because being within a 100 meter radius of her is already harassment.

Back then when I was still living with my mother, she always left for work trips and hired a babysitter called Almond Eye who I always beat in Smash 64. One day after a few losses, she suggested a new game that involved a lot of "roughousing" in the bedroom where she always won.

The next few episodes of the "Forever Young Groomer Files" will not be featuring Super Creek, Daiwa Scarlet or Gentildonna as they would be too easy for me to do.

I just realized that now that I have oomfs there might actually be consequences for my actions now.

She's larping as a student so she can sneak into my high school and touch me inappropriately in the bathroom.