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Anyone else seen the D in the @Disney logo as a backward G their entire lives?
If you want people to come back to the office, build childcare into the office environment. Don’t create some false separation between the family and “work-life” — lean into it. The two have and always will be deeply intertwined.
We are not a kind and hospitable species, despite what we tell ourselves.
The choice to be kind and hospitable requires some supreme destruction of our personal ideologies.
But, ideology is not something of which people can readily choose to release themselves.
Thinks Alfred E. Neuman is a Plutocrat retweeted
🧵A brief thread about scarcity mindset and medication adherence. 🧠💊
Content warning: Some violence.
1. I was prescribed a new daily BP med a couple of weeks ago. Doc asked "do you think you will find it challenging to take a daily med?" and I'm all...
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@NYCMayor it’s almost as if you should be fully subsidizing the cost of transit out of the NYPD budget 🤔 might even save the city some $$ in the process…. nytimes.com/2023/06/05/nyreg…
@GavinNewsom I’m fully in support! Also, good to know I’m a mere decimal place to you, you popular dude, you.
Bad take central. I’m sorry you can’t read graphs.
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Thinks Alfred E. Neuman is a Plutocrat retweeted
Those text message reminders about your next dentist appointment might just hold the key to more efficient courts, fewer arrests, and less incarceration. 1/?
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I’ve been thinking about inviting George Santos to do a reading for the kids at my local library. He looked fab!
All the republicans up in arms about #GasStoves maybe getting banned someday are really just outing themselves...
They clearly have no idea how cool heating shit with magnetic fields is. Use your fucking fire - cave people did that. I'll take a magnetic field any day.
Goddamnit @elonmusk where the hell did my “Trending” go? I give zero fucks about what you’re algorithmically serving to me - I want to know what’s happening…everywhere else.
Someone was trolling @tedcruz real hard. Hubris and imbecility are truly a match made in wherever the Flying Spaghetti Monster lives and loves.
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Turns out @elonmusk is some sort of astral projector and is capable of being in four places at once.
Either that or his new no work from home policy is all for you and none for him.
#whatajackass