Uncle Joe retweeted
Hey @json1444
Couldn’t help but notice my pnl on the solo leaderboard isn’t calculated correctly. Can you resolve this? It was great how you fixed soltice’s pnl in 3 hours when it was displayed incorrectly for the squad contest you guys are running.
It’s not showing the pnl for a coin called “fuck pumpfun”. The ticker is fpump.
It’s really the only coin I own on your app other than some random dust so I’m not sure how your app can’t correctly calculate pnl on a single coin.
You claim to have the best mobile trading app yet can’t accurately calculate the pnl of one coin for your solo leaderboard which doesn’t have any contest running it? Not the best look for the company. As point of comparison I’ve never had any issue with fomo displaying my pnl correctly while holding multiple coins at once. Apparently an impressive feat by them I guess?
I’ve attached the solo leaderboard for reference showing my pnl as -994 and my wallet showing +28k.
Lmk if you have any questions but it’s pretty self explanatory.
Uncle Joe retweeted
🚨 Javonte Williams almost retired after suffering a significant knee injury that involved tears to his ACL, LCL, and posterolateral corner during the 2022 season & considered going into real estate.
"I was really about to like just hang up the cleats. I was really gonna retire."
Javonte had rally made a great comeback with the #Cowboys
Uncle Joe retweeted
if Chase Brown does this again I’m buying his jersey
if he doesn’t I’m hiring an Etsy witch to curse him and his entire family
Uncle Joe retweeted
Funniest outcome is fpump goes to 100m when the trenches are dead and pump fun is running their flagship contest and everyone who dislikes what the trenches have become wins and no one on pump fun’s payroll can publicly buy it because they need their monthly stipend.
Uncle Joe retweeted
In 1994 I had a college internship at Berkshire Hathaway and the 2nd Friday of each month the interns would dine with Warren Buffet and he would share wisdom with us such as:
“Never underestimate how dumb your opponent is in business. If they do a lot of things that are incredibly stupid, keep in mind they actually spent time coming up with those things. If you present to them a challenge in real time you will learn how stupid they actually are. Use this to your advantage”.
And then on the last lunch he pulled me aside as everyone was leaving and looked me in the eye and said:
“Doug. One day in your future you will be at odds with a Mossad backed company. This is very important to remember. Make fun of their company name publicly. They will lose their shit and make terrible decisions and show the world what they really are.”
I nodded pretending that wasn’t the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard and shook his hand and thanked him for the internship.
He really is the Oracle of Omaha.
Uncle Joe retweeted
Most missed tackles forced among WRs this season?
Luther Burden - 15 👀
(via @PFF)
Uncle Joe retweeted
Chase Brown fantasy PPR points per game:
2024:
Weeks 1-7: 11.2 (RB30)
Weeks 8-18: 19.6 (RB6)
2025:
Weeks 1-7: 10.1 (RB34)
Weeks 8-18: 21.2 (RB3)
2026:
Weeks 1-7: 12.5 (RB21)
Uncle Joe retweeted
the standard launchpad has a unique feature where tokens deployed can airdrop tokens to charter holders
charter holders are members in the ecosystem that have spent a minimum of 3 eth (current auction clearing) and are incredibly aligned with the standard reserve protocol
the unique mechanism is that this airdrop requires charter holders to BURN their nft and position in order to claim their airdrop. this leads to a unique prisoners dilemma not present in any other project and launchpad
it is not an “80% bundle”, it is a vault contract that holds the airdrop that distributes the tokens when charter holders burn
happy to give additional context to anyone
It’s not a bundle. Their launch pad works different than yours. 80% of coin was air dropped to 867 wallets that own a standard reserve bank charter when it graduated. The most tokens any one of those bank charters has is 2M coins. Those coins can’t be accessed unless they burn their charter which is big decision.
It’s fair that you didn’t know how their launch pad works but now that you do will our pnl be restored?
Uncle Joe retweeted
In life, I struggle, I suffer, I’m tempted, I’m tested, sometimes I feel so weak. But when I am weak, I am strong. Because Christ, He is my hope, He is my strength, He is a firm foundation that never fails. Jesus is worthy of it all. May He be glorified always, not just on the mountain tops, but even in the valleys.
“Let all that I am wait quietly before God, for my hope is in him. O my people, trust in him at all times. Pour out your heart to him, for God is our refuge.”
Psalms 62:5, 8
