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Uncle Function retweeted
When I was 20, I went as Indiana Jones to a haunted trail and a guy called me "Indiana Jews" and then immediately fell and sprained his ankle and was screaming in pain and the scare actors didn't know what to do so a bunch of skeletons dragged him away.
I think about this a lot.
Uncle Function retweeted
The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
Uncle Function retweeted
In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court has decided that if two people order nachos to share, one person actually CAN eat all the fully loaded ones. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, it’s OK for your date to hog them.
Uncle Function retweeted
New episode of The Downside with @kylekinane out now.
Listen on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/13e…
Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/cqs6fiyexAc
Uncle Function retweeted
I was getting my license renewed at the dmv and before the woman took my picture she was like “wait aren’t you a movie star?” and I smiled real wide and was like “mayyyyyybe”
I’ve never starred in a movie in my entire life which can only mean that woman is from the future
