UncleMeag

Read @Kirangandhi story it’s good and you’ll automatically feel and be better bombaylitmag.com/contributio…

“Jesus would want you to forgive” Jesus would want me to throw tables at abusers

The pain I felt finding out Shane Dawson had children and immediately started posting them was replaced with the small content of knowing @nickdiramio is going to break it down for me like a mother bird breaks down food for its babies so they don’t have to leave the nest to eat

So confused on how im supposed to practice to make perfect when I’m already a Sagittarius. How am supposed to better the best?

There’s no such thing as a bad saxophone solo in a song it’s scientifically impossible

“Everyone’s going to be Barbie this year bleh” I see 200 devils and vampires a year dude we need new costumes

Leave the cannolis take the gabagoolz

Thinking about the time I was at a party and someone recited the My Immortal fanfic and I was the only one who laughed. Fucking nerdddddd

I told a customer my name’s Meaghan and they said “oh like the princess”and I said “there’s a Disney princess named Meaghan?” She had to remind me about the British monarchy

People who hate children always say “kids are annoying” meanwhile they’ll be 30 years old and irritating.

Rest in peace Charles Dickens you would’ve loved OSHA

My most unpopular opinion is I fucking hate crowd surfers. I don’t need nor want to keep looking over my shoulder at a show to make sure some 6 foot tall motherfucker doesn’t drop on my head because y’all want to pretend you’re in a music video. I got silly string for arms!

On my way to ravage a bucket of apples cause it’s finally APPLE SEASONNN