I am a human being living on a rock flying through space paying bills.

Thailand
Joined March 2024
Right on cue. Launched a 2 week campaign today and now Shopify has crapped the bed (again). @Shopify #shopify
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Well congrats to your marketing team I guess. I signed up for the basic $20 plan which was quickly eaten up with a few simple tasks. Upgraded to the $100 plan and I’m already at 73% with almost nothing to show for it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø Very disappointed overall.
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Slartibartfast retweeted
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From Lee Petty and Double Fine Productions, our new game is Keeper! A beautiful and surreal third-person, atmospheric puzzle adventure, and a story told without words. On October 17 2025 — The Keeper Shall Awaken! Wishlist today, and find out more on doublefine.com
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Marzipan doesn't get enough hate.
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So what happened with all the drone sightings in New Jersey?
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Can you relate?
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