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Hazel✩ retweeted
Some drinks fight for attention and some drinks settle the room, and the second kind is what @Barbera_1870 is offering in that sunlit glass. A dark roasted Italian espresso does not need theater. It needs heat, pressure, and enough respect to stay unsweetened. Once you remove artificial syrups, the cup stops pretending to be dessert and starts acting like food for the nervous system.
That shift is what makes a #CoffeeBreak feel adult. You are not borrowing energy from sugar and then paying it back an hour later. You are taking a concentrated shot whose bitterness, aroma, and warmth are doing the talking. The antioxidants and polyphenols are part of the bean, not an afterthought printed on a label. They belong to the plant, the roast, and the way the coffee was finished.
#ItalianCoffee culture has always understood this. Espresso is short because it is complete. It is dark because depth is the point. Air cooling is a technical choice with a sensory result: less baked harshness, more clarity, more of the roast you actually paid for. A clean #Espresso is therefore not minimalism for style. It is minimalism for taste and for the body.
Look at the scene around the glass. Stillness. Light. A person who is not rushing the first hour of the day. That is the argument. Luxury is not a mountain of toppings. Luxury is a drink honest enough to stand alone and generous enough to leave you clearer than it found you. If wellness means anything in a cup, it starts with what you refuse to add.
GM #CoffeeLovers ☀️
Pure, dark-roasted Italian #Espresso is packed with natural polyphenols and antioxidants
When you drink an air-cooled #Barbera_1870 shot without artificial syrups, you aren't just enjoying a daily luxury; you're fueling your body with pure, natural wellness🌿
Hazel✩ retweeted
My sister got married last month.
Two days before the wedding, she called me crying and asked me to promise I wouldn’t tell anyone something.
She said:
“I’m not a virgin.”
I told her that was nobody’s business.
Then she said:
“That’s not the problem. My fiancé thinks he was my first.”
I asked her who she had been with before him.
She gave me a name.
It was his older brother.
I thought she was joking.
She wasn’t.
The wedding still happened.
And I was standing there watching both brothers smile for pictures while knowing something neither of them knew.
I still don’t know if I should have said something.
Hazel✩ retweeted
$140M ARR in just 90 days is wild
What caught my attention about Akai is that it can work even when there’s no API
The bank portal they use has no API. Their team just logs in and copies transactions out by hand.... there’s no other way in.
Akai watched them do it once and learned that too.
Most agent tools stop where the integrations stop. This one doesn’t
EXCITED TO LAUNCH: Akai (akai.run)
Deel added >$140M ARR in 90 days without increasing headcount by automating~600 Full Time Employees' equivalent in work with Akai.
Akai was an internal tool to automate our painfully repetitive operations in Finance, HR, Accounts Payable, and Compliance, etc. We never intended to make this a product.
But we watched revenue per employee grow from $130K to $215K
We built >8k agents that do the work of ~600 employees
It had such a dramatic impact on our business that today we are launching it for everyone.
How it works: Say you're automating payment reconciliation:
1. Record your screen while manually matching a messy transaction and Akai will capture your screen, voice, server requests
2. Akai will see that you pulled unformatted wire transfer info from an archaic bank portal, put it in some excel sheet, checked NetSuite invoices, payment history, and put a ticket on Zendesk
3. Akai reads between the lines and build a workflow + steps + conditional guardrails. It learns tacit edge cases, like resolving malformed invoice references without you writing a single regex
4. Simply connect NetSuite, your ledger, Zendesk, PSPs, and even legacy bank portals with zero API access
5. Run the workflow and tell it what to adjust in plain English: "strip slashes on wire memos and auto-apply partial payments." It adapts instantly
6. Once it works for you, add 100s of colleagues. Your entire payment ops team forks and extends the workflow for new PSPs, secondary ledgers, or regional settlement rules
7. We automated 85% of our payment reconciliation end to end, eliminating 500+ hours of soul-crushing manual grunt work every single week.
Claude Code/Codex can't do this in multiplayer mode. Every person rebuilds the same skill from scratch in their own way.
Deel built Akai to:
1. Understand backend operations edge cases (it had to work for our 7000 person team first)
2. Collaborative across 1000s of employees
3. Self-Learning from millions of runs
4. Optimises cost and gets cheaper every run
We're so confident that we're announcing an Automation Guarantee:
If our engineers can't automate a thousand of hours of work in your first 30 days, you get a full refund.
Book a demo: akai.run if you're an exec at a company with hundreds of employees
Hazel✩ retweeted
I work a cleaner and this morning I walked into a girls’ restroom and found this sitting on the sink like it pays tuition.
Not hidden. Not in a bag. Just there. On a piece of toilet paper. Still looking proud of itself. Whoever left their rose in Stall 3… I mop floors at 6am. I refill paper. I do not get paid to discover your sex life before breakfast.
Take it home. I’m begging you. I’ve seen enough this semester.
Hazel✩ retweeted
NSCDC Uncovers Unregistered Juice Factory in Badagry, Arrests Two Women
Operatives of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) have uncovered an alleged illegal juice production facility in the Aradagun area of Badagry, Lagos.
The factory, located on Alabi Onilegbale Street, Olorunda LCDA, was reportedly being used to produce BARKAS JUICE, despite allegedly not being registered.
Two women and other individuals were arrested during the operation, while the premises was discovered to be involved in the production of the unregistered beverage.
Hazel✩ retweeted
Deel built an AI agent for their own $17B back office. They're guaranteeing 1,000 hours saved in the first 30 days... or a full refund.... for companies over 100 people.
I used to burn 40+ hours every month on management reports. Now it takes under an hour.
I recorded myself once pulling data from NetSuite, Payhawk and Zip, then grouping it four levels deep (subsidiary → department → cost centre → account category).
Akai watched the screen and my voice, connected every system (even the one with no API), built the full SOP, and figured out the entity mapping between systems on its own. It validates totals at every level and holds the report for human review before publishing.
It now runs at ~98% completion and keeps getting cheaper and more autonomous by itself.
Curious how something like this would work in your company? Drop a comment or DM me.
EXCITED TO LAUNCH: Akai (akai.run)
Deel added >$140M ARR in 90 days without increasing headcount by automating~600 Full Time Employees' equivalent in work with Akai.
Akai was an internal tool to automate our painfully repetitive operations in Finance, HR, Accounts Payable, and Compliance, etc. We never intended to make this a product.
But we watched revenue per employee grow from $130K to $215K
We built >8k agents that do the work of ~600 employees
It had such a dramatic impact on our business that today we are launching it for everyone.
How it works: Say you're automating payment reconciliation:
1. Record your screen while manually matching a messy transaction and Akai will capture your screen, voice, server requests
2. Akai will see that you pulled unformatted wire transfer info from an archaic bank portal, put it in some excel sheet, checked NetSuite invoices, payment history, and put a ticket on Zendesk
3. Akai reads between the lines and build a workflow + steps + conditional guardrails. It learns tacit edge cases, like resolving malformed invoice references without you writing a single regex
4. Simply connect NetSuite, your ledger, Zendesk, PSPs, and even legacy bank portals with zero API access
5. Run the workflow and tell it what to adjust in plain English: "strip slashes on wire memos and auto-apply partial payments." It adapts instantly
6. Once it works for you, add 100s of colleagues. Your entire payment ops team forks and extends the workflow for new PSPs, secondary ledgers, or regional settlement rules
7. We automated 85% of our payment reconciliation end to end, eliminating 500+ hours of soul-crushing manual grunt work every single week.
Claude Code/Codex can't do this in multiplayer mode. Every person rebuilds the same skill from scratch in their own way.
Deel built Akai to:
1. Understand backend operations edge cases (it had to work for our 7000 person team first)
2. Collaborative across 1000s of employees
3. Self-Learning from millions of runs
4. Optimises cost and gets cheaper every run
We're so confident that we're announcing an Automation Guarantee:
If our engineers can't automate a thousand of hours of work in your first 30 days, you get a full refund.
Book a demo: akai.run if you're an exec at a company with hundreds of employees