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Please refer to me by my true name: Dr. Trapped Under A Cat
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I didn’t think leopards would eat my face
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I’m ignoring the aggregators and just going with the vibes forecast.
Nate Silver’s compilation of polls is so unreliable that he now says that who will win the presidency is down to luck.
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Ok let’s wait until Nov 6 but why is Selzer better pollster?
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Shock Selzer poll gives other polling firms permission to stop herding polls to to 50/50
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I have bought >1 bottles of Worcestershire sauce but have also thrown away bottle of Worcestershire sauce
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire?
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I don’t even know who these lies serve - you can’t just stroll into a voting location and vote, you need to be registered. You need a name and address. The most that can happen for unknown name & address is provisional ballot, which won’t count if you’re not eligible!
Maye Musk on Fox News: "If I was dishonest, I could go to every polling station in New York and vote or even go back to the same one every hour." (This is a crime.)
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To stop this, the pollster ratings should include more than final result
Replying to @MichaelEMann
Caution: a Harris lead in popular vote can mean a Trump election win, because of the electoral college. Hillary beat Trump by more than 1% in the popular vote.
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Genuinely amazing how low the bar is for Trump
In 1972, Ed Muskie was forced out of the presidential race because his voice cracked during an impassioned defense of his wife. To lose discipline like that was considered “unpresidential”. Anywho, here’s Donald Trump fellating a microphone:
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Does anyone believe Trump is appalled by plastic surgery? He’s surrounded by weird-looking plastic surgery people all the time
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I wonder who came up with concept of “the weave” for his incomprehensible rambling
Trump: This is the weave, you know, a little weave, right? You know, they used to say, these are stupid people, they used to say he rambled, I don't ramble. I do a weave. You know what a weave is, it's a story, and as you're telling the story, you realize that there's a little offshoot, go up here, but the key is then you have to come back and then you're doing the story, you're getting down to bottom line and boom, you do another little weave, then sometimes you do a weave off a weave, it's here and that and then be it's called the wave and one guy got it right? A writer. They said Trump is a totally brilliant guy. He said he's the most, I’ve never said a thing because you always have to end up in the right place or then you're rambling, you know, then you're rambling. It’s like 15 different subplots. But no, I have a very, very fertile, very fertile brain
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Getting dusty in here
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It’s only news if Republicans are pretend offended by it
Hi, Beltway Media? Are we also going to pretend this isn’t A1 news?
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I hope Liz Cheney has Secret Service protection.
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I sorta wonder - does Trump wash his face daily? Or does he just slather makeup on top of makeup to get his weird face color?
The vibes are very low at this Trump rally. Trump is having a hard time getting crowd responses and doesn’t seem into it.
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Really quite interesting. Many people use make-up as a shield and/or mood enhancer so Trump could be doing this as well
A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating (More screenshots in replies)
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Is a garbage truck with Trump’s name on it a spot-on metaphor or what
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He is sitting in a garbage truck. Great idea to keep that garbage controversy going.
lmao Trump is taking questions from the passenger seat of a big truck. not sure about these optics
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Literally 24 hours ago he was saying Americans should stop being so offended.
This is disgusting. Kamala Harris and her boss Joe Biden are attacking half of the country. There's no excuse for this. I hope Americans reject it. xitter.gq/gabegutierrez/status/1…
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