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Youll own nothing and be happy
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They said you'll own nothing and be happy, and now the ultra wealthy are gobbling up all the capital and draining the treasury into offshore accounts via tax loop holes, no bid contracts and corporate welfare. They aren't even hiding it because everyone is too distracted by the culture war issue of the day, infinite AI media slop or the three jobs you work to afford rent with two roommates to realize what's going on.
Soon we will prevented by fuel shortages from doing anything other than driving to and from work, at least until they program your replacement. The same Karen neighbor that turned you in for having a funeral during COVID reprising her role as the Stasi, her accusations confirmed by Flock. This way all of our social interaction will take place electronically, where it can be parsed by AI for pre-crime markers that you might rebel. The language simplified and dangerous themes removed not by three letter agency or act of congress, but the same algorithms that have gen-z saying unalived instead what they really mean.
Our unimpressive elites have decided that self determination was a mistake, and in a generation technofeudalism will be all that we have ever known, as the few remaining who know better, also know better than to say so out loud.
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Kris retweeted
๐บ๐ธโTerrorism is not an idea, itโs a country. And the people of that country will say we love you.โ
Michael Scott energy applied to Iran. The โwe love youโ part of the war is taking longer than expectedโฆ
Writer: Bri
Kris retweeted
Walking into the gym today to see what all the ladies are wearing to โown Shane Gillisโ
There is much Cornell 7 chatter of late, exactly how our unimpressive elites would like it to be. As long as we're busy arguing over the tawdry details of that night we aren't asking for economic relief or long overdue reforms. You're wasting time, getting emotional and putting in work for something that will be quietly abandoned for the next shinny object. The donor class thanks you for turning a blind eye to their robbery of the Treasury, and the use of the country's military for their grotesque desires.
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Everyone is making too big a deal of the news we snuck near normal amounts of crude through the strait for 2 reasons: the current scheme is unsustainable and costly and if Iran can't control oil flows at the strait, they will at the terminal and given the existential nature of the conflict for them I'd expect to see the gulf on fire long before a declaration of surrender.
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There has been a noticeable increase in demonstrably false propaganda in my For You and Iran Conflict feeds in the last week or so. I have also noticed the same fabrications being promoted by whatever means to the top of algorithms elsewhere, especially in last 48 hours or so.
It could just be a natural increase in efforts as things expand and escalate but it is starting to feel like manufacturing consent for something soon to be announced.
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My greatest issue with 9-11 conspiracy theories is that they require our government to both be far more competent that it generally demonstrates and that as many people who would have had to been involved all kept their mouths shut for 2 and half decades. The theory you believe or think credible likely relies on 2 things, you fail to understand the scale of the twin towers/pentagon, and the immense forces involved at those scales and the shady attempts to hide our govt's incompetence and/or the identities of some of the actors who set the plan into motion.
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If you block every person throwing out their TikTok detective he done it theories, I promise your twitter experience will be greatly improved, none of these brain rotted individuals will ever have something of value to add to anything you'd post here.
Can someone make an app to automate this?
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: My wife tried to commit suicide.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Stay awake. How old is she?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: 31โ33.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she awake?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Yes.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she breathing?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? Sheโs talking.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: When did this happen?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Last half hour.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: How far did she fall?โจ
๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: 20 feet.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is she responding normally?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: A little bit. Wake up!
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: What part of the body was injured?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Her neck. Sheโs breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Are there weapons?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: I donโt see any. Where are the kids?
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Do not move her.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Iโm going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Itโs not really bleedingโฆ open wounds. Sheโs in the backyard.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: No. Lindsay, wake up. Theyโre coming. Look at me.
โจ๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ป๐. First responders arrive.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids.
๐๐ป๐๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฒ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ต๐ผ๐๐๐ฒ / ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐โจ๐๐ผ๐ผ๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐.
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Guys? Guys?โจCora? Cora?โจDawson?โจOh no. Oh no!โจWake up!
โจThen screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Whatโs going on? Hello?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
โจ๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ: Hello? Hello?
โจ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ธ: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
โจAHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!
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Nothing like getting a notice to agree to a new privacy policy to keep using a device whose policy starts with we understand your privacy concerns and then shows they clearly don't over the next 138 pages detailing how they're spying on you and all the ways they will profit from the info.
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Kris retweeted
You wont have to imagine just how awful for very long, when the fuel rationing begins they will not only know if you're an essential worker, they can make sure you only go to work. If you fail to comply, they can vector law enforcement to your current position to escort you home.
"We're in this together, it's a small price to pay, so Iran cannot get a nuke."
