L.J.

You look great – at least for your age...

You smell. Terrible.

I don’t sweat – I become lightly dewed.

I am the ‘look of the moment.’

It seems that everyone has decided to be assholes today...

I have a Doctorate in playing mind games.

I have a Masters in getting my way.

Just because we’re dating, doesn’t mean I like you.

I don’t have an attitude – this is just the way I am.

It’s hard to understand someone’s true essence until I’ve met them at least 3 times.

We live in a world where the rules are made up by boring, fun sucking people.

I believe in happy hearts.

I believe in overdressing.

I believe in sparkles.

I believe in pink.

I believe in manicures.

I’m sorry you feel that way.

I don’t understand an “above ground pool” – does it mean they haven’t dug a hole for it yet?

I’m the crazy bitch around here.

I know you love me – you should just admit it and get on with life.