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โI am ๐‘๐‘‚๐‘‡ useless! I! AM! ๐‘ท๐‘น๐‘ถ๐‘ท๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘ป๐’€, of @PR0XYDADDYโž - #๐Ÿœ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜ #๐‘ซ๐‘ถ๐‘ฟ๐‘ฟ๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ

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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € =๏ฝก๐ŸŒŠ๏ฝก= ๐”ธ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’ - ๐•„๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•’๐•ก๐•™๐•ช ๐“Ÿ๐“ธ๐“ด๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ท ๐“๐“ธ. 490 ๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐–€๐–˜๐–Š๐–‘๐–Š๐–˜๐–˜ ๐•ธ๐–ž๐–™๐–๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–†๐–‘ #๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ๐‘พ๐‘ซ๐‘น๐‘ท โ€ข #๐‘ท๐‘ฒ๐‘ด๐‘ต๐‘น๐‘ท โ†ป โบ โ™ก
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, PEASANTS~!โœจ๐Ÿ’– For your present, I give youuuuu: the divine right to kiss my Mythical Ass! Youโ€™re welcome.๐Ÿคญ Say โ€œThank you, lady Aqua~โ€
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shes strong... but not strong enough~ ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅ
Replying to @hypnosalazzle
๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ณ what's her resistance to mind control like?
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โ€ฆyou got be fucking kidding me with these human traditions! This is TOTALLY not normalโ€ฆ Ugh - youโ€™re lucky Iโ€™m such a benevolent goddess! MWAAAAAHHH!๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ฆ
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
โ € ๐’๐ˆ๐™๐„ ๐ƒ๐ˆ๐…๐…๐„๐‘๐„๐๐‚๐„. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ญ โ €
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
Replying to @SensualScubbi
When a waft of that musk makes one visibly recoil at the start with their eyes watering, only to find themselves inhaling deeply and finding their protests dying with every huff >>>>
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
Cerby saying the most stupid porn terms is peak hilarity. Bringing out the wobblewagon Porndoll.
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"Hmmm~๐ŸŽถHmmm~๐ŸŽตHmmm~๐ŸŽถHmmm~๐ŸŽต" As it turns out, the Mythical is fairly easy to sneak up on... and has a tendency to "sway" when she's happy. At least she's wearing (visible) panties this time!
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
One to the face. Two to the butt. Cerby gets bored easily.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
โ€œCerby, you canโ€™t do that!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œHey! Q-quit it!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œP-please!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œHRRNNNG-!โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œ. . .โ€ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฑ. โ€œUuuuuuurrrrrrrrrhgghhh!โ€
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
๐Ÿ’ญDoms who are ACTUAL idiotsโ€ฆโค๏ธ
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
The dumber you are, the bigger your cock! Nod, nod, nod! Totally true.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
ใ€Œ๐‡3๐‹๐‹ใ€ I should do more stupid Cerby shit.
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๐“ค๐“ผ๐“ฎ๐“ต๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ผ ๐“œ๐”‚๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ฌ๐“ช๐“ต retweeted
โค๏ธŽ for puppy rating.
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ใ…คใ…คใ…ค แดœษดแด„สœแด€ษชษดแด‡แด… แดœษดส™แดแดœษดแด… แดœษดสœแดสŸส แด›สœแด‡ ๊œฑษชษด ส™แดœแดขแดขษชษดษข ษชษด สแดแดœส€ แด‡แด€ส€ ใ…คใ…คใ…ค
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