Dad. Celtics, Bruins, Red Sox, Atlanta Falcons fan. Occasional author.
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What a great story.
I knew he’d bought the boat, but I thought it was after the parade.
Phenomenal.
Jake Peavy was only allowed to bring 5 friends/family members on the 2013 Red Sox Championship parade, so he took matters into his own hands.
He went out and bought a $75,000 duck boat the day before the parade and fit as many people as he could on to it. The boat now sits behind a whiffle ball field he built back home in Alabama.
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First he hit the Dodgers with “they have Hall of Famers but we got gamers” and now he hits the “horse sh** Yankees” with “you’re all playing for yourselves.”
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Brewers manager Pat Murphy to Jake Bauers after the World Series:
“You’re gonna be a rich fucker. Just remember when you’re on that horse shit Yankee team and you’re all playing for yourselves… just remember this is way we used to do it.”
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Syracuse lax used the phrase until the student newspaper complained about it.
UCLA football said ‘oh, Syracuse lax is out, well then we are ALL IN!’
Burn the f-ing boats!
“Burn the fucking boats. There is no way out. We can’t go that way. You got to go through those mother fuckers.”
We got Bob Chesney’s pregame speech before beating Oregon and it didn’t disappoint
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Was ANY Red Sox injury “properly diagnosed” at any point this year?
Garrett Whitlock was pitching on a fractured right tibia that was not properly diagnosed until after the Red Sox were eliminated last week, per @gfstarr1.
Whitlock is in a boot for 4-6 weeks, but surgery is not required and he’s on track to have a normal offseason and expects to be ready for spring training.
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Some dude in prison is about to get a cell mate…
“Dude, what are you in for?”
“Illegally distributing Russian plutonium.”
“Umm, ok buddy. Seriously, what are you in for?”
🚨 Convicted felon from Hadley, MA pleads guilty to illegally importing plutonium from Russia and selling the radioactive material – as well as other, highly toxic and hazardous materials – to customers in the United States and abroad🚨
Defendant also admitted to unlawfully possessing ammunition and explosive materials as a convicted felon and possessing CSAM.
READ MORE: justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/massa…
ALT Press release. Massachusetts Man Pleads Guilty to Illegally Importing and Selling Plutonium From Russia. Convicted felon also pleads guilty to mailing hazardous materials, unlawfully possessing ammunition and explosive materials and possessing child sexual abuse material.
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It’s the second-ever?
So are they calling it “Rat-a-TWO-ee”?
People at the top of their field have assembled in Boston for a common goal: to trade tips on how to stay one step ahead of rats.
Here's a look inside the second-ever National Urban Rat Summit. trib.al/s5dM7xB
ALT A man shines a light into a rat burrow through a carbon dioxide mist on Boston Common. White text on the card reads: “The nation’s top rat killers are in Boston this week. They’re ready to learn.”
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The O/U on how many fans would check their pulse while their team gets steamrolled by my @AtlantaFalcons has never been on any Vegas board because it’s such an improbability.
This image should immediately be on a banner in the rafters of Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
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