Verity Johnson

If any cool and sexy liberals are in need of a designer give me a shout. I’m a queer, gender fluid, working class set and costume designer and I have excellent taste in tech snacks

I have taken to drawing the costumes on strictly while I watch the show and it’s making me a much faster sketcher

Hear me out, a drag king called Alan Eightball who is a cross between Alan Ayckbourn and Mystic Meg

I’m feeling a really urgent need to create today. If anyone needs a designer to bounce ideas off of or a model maker, please get in touch! I need to be making again

Who is on 🟦🌥️ that I can follow over there?

Just out of Clown Clown Baby by @gemma_lawrence and someone needs to pick that up fast! Brilliantly written and really important piece

Do I know anyone who would like some nice wooden blocks? Free to a good home but would need collecting. They are stained ‘medium oak’ and have blue painted tops

Any mid-heavy weight designers out there looking for an associate?

Do theatre specific careers advisers exist? I feel like I need some guidance

Someone let me design a big sexy show! I’d do a really good job, I promise

Could I get away with wearing a snapback that says ‘I am the greatest’ on it?

Can a smart MT person tell me why In My Dreams from Anastasia sounds just like Santa Fe from Newsies to me??

I am 29, I have never birthed any children but I just sneezed and a bit of wee came out. Is this the beginning on the end?

Am I a bad bisexual because I don’t really care about Oppenheimer?

Well shit. We’re getting evicted. Our landlord is feeling the pinch and has decided to sell our home to compensate.

Oh absolutely hell yeah!

Just went for a run and now I feel alive! (No I have not been to bed yet, let me have this win)

Just saw a picture of another designer’s beautiful study and had a little cry. How’s your Monday going?

Men of twitter, I need your help! I’m in an on going debate with a friend and I need you to settle it for me Have you ever punched someone? Have you ever been punched? Do you believe violence is an unavoidable part of masculinity?

I said I’d never do the fringe again but there are some really sexy people taking work this year so if someone offered me a show to design I’d be VERY tempted

I started watching The Big Interiors Battle, as I love me some competition reality but this show is some dystopian shit! I feel like it’s crossed a line into Hunger Games territory