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Ephraim Bergenstein

@VJscam

Sicilian, not Italian. kosher

 465 lickmybutthole ln.
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Joined October 2012
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Me: all bars must be watering down their vodka Also me: *blacks out*
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IGOR@tylerfIowerboy19 Nov 2019
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Obama
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Connor Muxlow@ConnorMux17 Nov 2019
@taywesticle
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Me leaving my room to get more water bottles:
CNN (@CNN) profile pictureCNN
@CNN11 Nov 2019
Mercury only passes across the sun 13 times in 100 years, according to NASA. But it's happening on Monday, and will be visible from the US starting at 7:35 a.m. ET cnn.it/33DQl7N
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kelly@kelllicopter28 Sep 2019
what the fuck is “jonathan”???? be jon or be nathan you don’t get to be both
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OpTic Hitch
@hitchariide2 Nov 2019
if you look like this DM me
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nubs@_coconutss2 Nov 2019
“Mommy can I be Ariel” “No mommys Ariel you can be the fish”
Austin McBroom (@AustinMcbroom) profile pictureAustin McBroom
@AustinMcbroom1 Nov 2019
We tried it 😭😂 I love my family 💙😂
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Chase@chaselyons31 Oct 2019
oh you’re a cat for Halloween? Lol I thought you were a gorgeous queen. anyways are u single
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@CaucasianJames27 Oct 2019
we did it
James (@CaucasianJames) profile pictureJames
@CaucasianJames9 Dec 2018
together we can stop isis! :)
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me when i go watch a red wings game
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Elizabeth Warren the kinda person to give you a mullet and say its 1/1024th of a fade @ewarren
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) profile pictureRoy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjr23 Oct 2019
😂🤣😂 which begs the bigger question, In a pinch, which candidate would y’all trust to cut your hair? Or would you just say “fck it” and grow it out? I bet Beto & Yang are beast with them clippers
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Ephraim Bergenstein@VJscam31 Dec 2018
Hey Kaeitlynne can u get daddy another IPA and put some Sufjan Stevens on, I need to re-oil my beard and man bun
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I’m watching a first date in a cafe, she says her favorite fruits are cherries or strawberries, and he nods knowingly and says “red fruits”
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Footage of me on my way to Express my democratic freedoms and vote Harambe 2020:
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Hello 911, I'd like to report a suspected drunk driver.
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ret@rad_milk16 Oct 2019
in a girls DMs i always wait the standard 60 minutes between the initial “hello dear” and the concluding “fuck u bicth” – at Los Angeles, CA
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Me when I donate a can of beans to the food drive:
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump13 Oct 2019
We have become a far greater Economic Power than ever before, and we are using that power for WORLD PEACE!
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