Recently stonk has been recieving alot of critism for the way it distributes its stocks by selling.
Stocks is destroying the holders, its about time we send a meme on the pump rwa's!
Paying cto
OpenAI just posted this cute tiny dog name named it dawg
We have an official x page for this @OpenAIDawg
The x page will post great content relating to dawg in a big world
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Vallen retweeted
How have we not run this meme yet? Jermbo is literally one of the first truly uncanny AI-style memes I can remember.
For those unaware of the lore, the original cat in the image is associated with the name Takeru. It became famously known as Jermbo, the mascot for the JermPop ice cream brand in the Roblox game Regretevator. The image itself is notoriously unsettling—an uncanny cat that seems slightly off, often edited with a creepy smile or missing ears.
Right now, both the classic Jermbo and the cursed, mutated versions (referred to in the lore as the "Jermbomination") are going massively viral again. Since no token for this has ever successfully bonded, it is wide open for a serious run.
The engagement metrics this week alone are undeniable:
400k Views:
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4M views in just a few days: xitter.gq/hongchenfei/status/208…
3M views: xitter.gq/dsciindabox/status/209…
700K views: xitter.gq/hongchenfei/status/209…
600K views: xitter.gq/eternalclassic_/status…
1m Views:
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And there are countless more.
Name and Lore Proof:
Wiki: regretevator.fandom.com/wiki…
TikTok: tiktok.com/search?q=Jermbo&t…
Vallen retweeted
Every copy-trade tool has the same flaw: it copies the buy, not the position size.
If a wallet is 95% in SOL and 5% in one coin, mirroring "what they bought" puts your whole deposit into that 5%. You just made a bet 20x bigger than the person you're copying.
Basket mirrors the allocation. Squad is 60% deployed, you go 60% in. If they're mostly sitting in cash, it refuses the trade and tells you why.
Copying someone should mean copying how much they're actually risking.
Vallen retweeted
Copy trading one wallet is just betting on one person's month.
They tilt, they chase a bad entry, they go quiet for two weeks — and so do you. You inherited their variance with none of the upside of being them.
An index of traders behaves completely differently.
Some of them lose. That's expected, it's priced in. What matters is the aggregate: five wallets, weighted, and the ones having a good month carry the ones who aren't.
It's the same reason nobody sensible puts their whole account into a single stock, then buys the S&P without thinking twice.
Basket isn't a copy-trade bot. It's an index — of coins, or of the people trading them.
Vallen retweeted
Every fee, stated plainly, because nobody else does:
0.5% per swap, both ways.
10% of realised profit — gains only. Never on your principal, never on a losing trade.
0.5 SOL to create a basket.
Holding: free. No management fee, no subscription, no monthly anything.
That's the whole list. Every fee lands on a public ledger with the on-chain signature that settled it, so you can check the number instead of trusting it.
If you exit in the red, we make nothing on the exit. That's the point.
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A stop-loss has two failure modes and almost nobody separates them.
The price feed goes down. Your position looks like it's worth nothing. A naive stop-loss fires and dumps you at the bottom of an outage that had nothing to do with the market.
Ours doesn't fire. If we can't price anything, we don't act.
But if one token in the basket actually dies while the rest still price — that leg is worth zero, and the exit goes through, selling everything that can still be sold.
One dead coin shouldn't trap the other four. And a broken API shouldn't liquidate you.
Vallen retweeted
Things Basket will refuse to do, on purpose:
Sell you a basket containing a token nobody can price. If it can't be valued, it can't be exited.
Mirror a squad when half their wallets won't load. Partial data means wrong weights, and wrong weights is just a different bet wearing their name.
Mirror a squad that's sitting in cash. It tells you they're out, instead of putting your whole deposit into the 1% they left on the table.
Print a 24h % for a coin that listed six hours ago. It says NEW.
Software that never says no isn't careful. It's just eager.
Vallen retweeted
Worth being precise about what you're actually holding.
You are not buying units of a fund. There is no pool, no omnibus account, no NAV you're a fraction of, no redemption queue.
You bought five tokens. They sit in a Solana wallet with your address on it. You can look them up on Solscan right now.
The app just keeps track of which tokens belong to which idea, so it knows what to sell when your stop-loss fires.
An index shouldn't require you to hand over the assets to get the diversification.
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Every meta spawns a dozen clones fighting over the same narrative. Same story, same art style, twelve tickers.
You already know how it ends. Eleven of them round to zero and one of them prints.
Picking which is a coin flip. Holding all twelve isn't.
That's the whole reason indices exist in every other market — you buy the sector because you can't call the winner. It has never existed down here, where it matters most, because nobody built the thing that buys twelve tokens in one click and sells them the same way.
Now you can make that basket in about thirty seconds.
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The barrier to memecoins was never the money. It was the homework.
Learn forty tickers. Follow the right accounts. Know which launch is real. Watch a chart at 3am because there's no way to leave an order.
That filters out almost everyone — including people who'd happily put in $200 and want exposure to the theme, not a second job.
An index fund is the one financial product that needs no explanation. Everyone's dad already understands it.
Pick a theme, set your exit, go to sleep. That's the whole product.
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Most copy-trade tools poll wallet balances every few minutes. That's fine for a portfolio tracker and useless for a memecoin.
By the time a 5-minute sweep notices a KOL entered, the candle already happened. You're not copying the trade, you're buying their exit.
So we don't poll. Their transactions get pushed to us on-chain, and we see the swap about a second after it lands.
Same information. Different side of the move.
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Basket is open source.
Every fee we charge lives in a file you can read. Not a docs page describing what the code supposedly does — the code itself, including the part where a fee we can't collect gets waived and logged as waived, instead of quietly rounded in our favour.
Same for the stop-loss logic, the copy-trade engine, and the swap execution. If it touches your money, it's in there.
A product that handles your funds and won't show you how has made a choice about that.
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You know how an S&P 500 ETF works — one trade gets you 500 companies, instead of betting everything on picking the right one.
Basket is that, for Solana memecoins.
HOW IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Pick a basket. Say 25% ANSEM, 25% FARTCOIN, 20% JELLYJELLY, 15% ARC, 15% BAN.
Buy it in one click. That fires five real swaps, and all five coins land in your own wallet in exactly those proportions.
You didn't pick one and pray. You bought a whole theme at once.
Want your own mix? Build a basket from any Solana token — 67 curated ones, whatever is trending right now, or paste any mint address you like.
FOLLOW PEOPLE, NOT JUST COINS
The second kind of basket is made of wallets instead of tokens.
We track 563 KOL wallets, all public and attributed via Kolscan. Pick a few, and your wallet buys what that group is actually holding right now, weighted by how much each of them holds.
You are not stuck with our list. Paste ANY Solana wallet address you want to follow. If you know someone who trades well, track them.
When they rotate into something new, your basket follows.
And it copies their cash too. If the squad is 60% in positions and 40% sitting in SOL, you go 60% in — not 100% into the small slice they still hold. Copying someone means copying how much they're actually risking.
DECIDE THE EXIT BEFORE YOU NEED IT
Set a take-profit, a stop-loss or a timer at the moment you buy.
Checked every minute against live prices and sold on-chain automatically. You don't have to be watching, or awake.
THIS IS NOT A TRADING TERMINAL
No charts to stare at. No entries to time. No leverage, no liquidations.
You pick a theme or a group of traders, you set your exit, and you're done.
Everything is real — real swaps, real tokens in a wallet you control, real on-chain fees. Nothing on the site is simulated.
Sign up with Google, get a Solana wallet instantly, deposit, buy a basket.
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WTFF 1m Views already this is so genny
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