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I try to write novels and stuff, and sound oddly like an Australian electric rodent so I have embraced my fate

Being a pirate
Joined October 2009
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can’t wait to embarass myself again and make bad jokes that cause the room to go silent @shortstackband @bradiewebb @ShaunDiviney @andyclemmensen
honestly the most important part about the location of the concert venue on Friday is that it’s right near my favourite ramen store
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God, I originally made this account exclusively for following Short Stack. The old teeny bopper within me still lives
There’s something soul-warming about listening to new songs by @shortstackband. This album is making me feel like a teenager again, and it hasn’t actually been 13 years since I first became obsessed with these guys 😩 You’ve done amazing boys, and god I feel like I’ve grown up—
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—with you 💕 finna go get my Maurice tattoo soon to show I’m still secretly young at heart. You guys have done amazing with these songs, @ShaunDiviney, @andyclemmensen @bradiewebb!!
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Our new album is currently #1 in the country on iTunes. Wtf lol. Thanks to everyone who grabbed a copy! We’re calling people tonight on stream who bought it x music.apple.com/au/album/may…
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and he’s still a handsome gentleman that won’t stay still for pictures
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god I’m so easily amused, anyways it’s time for crackhead hours aka lemme get out my writing hands
I shouldn’t be wheezing so badly over that picture, I’m dONE WITH MYSELF
I wish I had dignity but unfortunately I just don’t and this is why I need to be banned from all platforms
forcing this account to breathe again solely because this is where the short stack groupie Wednesday existed
You know it’s a good thing that I live alone, so no one has to deal with me setting up three different audio tracks on different speakers around me to get the correct ambience sound track I want whilst I’m writing at 3am > why am I like this
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there’s now four different tracks to achieve what I want and it’s a cacophony of noise that I absolutely hate, so its perfect for the environment I need 🤡
update: despite refusing to say happy birthday to me, dom and conor do still like me and made me a birthday cake in Witch It. they still incorrectly remembered how old I turned, though