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Lionel Messi 5th, Michael Olise 9th. Do these journalists watch football eyes closed?
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Stay in your lane @HKane 😉
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Mbappe dunked on Lamine Yamal twice in two nights, first he scored 2 goals in the El Clasico at the camp nou to win it for Real Madrid, then he out-places Yamal in the Ballon D’Or the night after.
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No UCL trophy Not alot of goals Not alot of assists Not the best Barca player Humbled by 40 year old Ronaldo What could’ve been the worst Ballon D’Or winner ever.
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Lamine Yamal’s ballon d’or
🤖 Made with AI
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KATE ABDO JUST LEAKED ITS LAMINE YAMAL WHO HAS WON IT MINUTES BEFORE THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT LMAOOO
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While announcing Owen, she said the winner of the night will break the same record Owen did (becoming the youngest bdor winner) which owen did at the same. Lamine Yamal will now break that record
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60% ads 20% legends 15% women 5% interesting The Ballon D’Or ceremony summed up
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How are you a millionaire and you’re settling for THAT?
george
@StokeyyG2Oct 26
HARRY KANE HAS ARRIVED AT THE BALLON D’OR CEREMONY. THE FAVOURITE FOR THE AWARD. AND RIGHTFULLY SO. 👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The Ballon D’Or top 10 leaked from a trusted source: 1. Harry Kane 2. Lamine Yamal 3. Kylian Mbappe 4. Rodri 5. Lionel Messi 6. Ousmane Dembele 7. Erling Haaland 8. Michael Olise 9. Kvaradona 10. Fabian Ruiz Believe it or not.
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Seriously how does he do this?
Liechtenstein France 🇱🇮🇫🇷@Liecht_frOct 26
Replying to @Liecht_fr
Et si c’est le cas, Vitinha 14 c’est un scandale
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Ranked at the 21st place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or @biel_m04 @Arsenal @CBF_Futebol #ballondor
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Take it like a good boy
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano16 May 2025
🔵🔴 Hansi Flick: “My fav moment of the season? The four Clásicos vs Real Madrid”.
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Ezri Konsa and Bradley Barcola are on the rise ⬆️ But six players have fallen in value 😳 See the full list of the latest #FPL price changes here 👉premierleague.app.link/e/BHJ…
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Making a difference in big games is a ballon d’or criteria btw. We will be there.
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@ValvRmfcOct 25
Mbappe when he hears its El Clasico time
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@ValvRmfcOct 25
Arda Guler MOGGS Lamine Yamal
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Mbappe when he hears its El Clasico time
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REST IN PISS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Israel ישראל
@IsraelOct 25
17 years old and already making headlines at FC Barcelona! ⚽🇮🇱 Israeli midfielder Orian Goren started his football journey at Maccabi Petah Tikva before joining Barcelona in 2023. Now, he's been named in the squad for today's El Clásico against Real Madrid in Spain! With a potential La Liga debut, he's on the verge of becoming the first Israeli to play for Barcelona in the Spanish league. What an exciting moment for Israeli football! 👏 #fcbarcelona #elclasico #laliga #football #teamisrael
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And that’s where Real Madrid comes in
FC Barcelona
@FCBarcelonaOct 13
10 games, 10 wins.
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