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ALT A man cries out "quick! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy." Miranda gives the thumbs up. Miranda, now in period dress and powdered wig raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" while doing a hip-hop hand motion. Onlookers marvel and say "my God! he's rewritten Robert's rules of order as a 10 hour Hip-Hop Odyssey." A bunch of right wing people are awe struck. A man comments "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." Another man chimes in "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."