Madison treated us all to pizza. The man of the house said he ain’t want pizza cause he had that for lunch. Now I’m slaving over the stove like a SORRY ASS BITCH!

The Housemaid was a decent watch

The internet prevents me from making this mistake

Funk flex was dressed like he needed to be slapped 😂

There are a demographic of people who I just will never have a conversation with, people who believe •jay-z is overrated •Ralph Lauren is out of style •Coach is a cheap brand We don’t ever have to speak

I over did it with the devil eggs.

At all.

This never happened

Being in the house with your hair wrapped knowing how fire that shit gon look later is so gratifying. I love being a girl

Never

Absolutely, genuinely don’t even want to converse with you if that’s the entertainment you consume

Idc about nothing you saying

Da brat is who yall be trying to say who foxy brown is.

For my husband’s birthday we went to a bowling event and I smoked that nigga’s boots in front of everyone. Go blow out ya candles nigga foh

And I’ll still bowl that nigga under the fucking table

Niomi’s school is very DIVERSE so I ensured her after school is very URBAN. If you catch my drift

“Go make up the bed since you so good at making shit up” - my husband

No wtf he wearing for real? 😂

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