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Your grandmas favorite comedian. Hip hop enthusiast and sneaker head.

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Joined June 2009
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I fuck like backyard fireworks. It’s a nice effort for a few minutes. You just hope you never have to see it through a cellphone.
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Feels nice to have the mid terms over and we can all go back to the watching my new standup special on YouTube
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RT @_vandul: #giveaway like & share in your story. Last month I won this original ganster slick print for $300 in plotskis whatnot. I sup…
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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My new special comes out today for free on YouTube. Here’s how to see it: youtu.be/FEnEutR31B4?si=KrQy…
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SPECIAL DELIVERY 🍕
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Here’s a little clip from my new special that comes out on Wednesday October 28th
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The names tard. *lights a cigarette* Re. Tard.
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Gas has become the selfish partner in the relationship. Not matter how much money you spend on them during the week you just can’t get them to go down for you.
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My neighbor ratted me out to Child Protective Services because I refused to buy BBL surgery for my son.
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Asked chat gpt how do I stop pissing out of my ass? It told me “have you tried pissing in your ass”? The future is bright.
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Just saw Kelly Clarkson browbeat some poor women into selling her baby. And then she looked back all sassy like “bitch, I can afford it.” And then she threw the baby in the trash.
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Ao sad, especially for the comics that really needed this. #siriussebastian
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Very disappointed with SiriusXM for removing my material from the Martha Stewart channel. I suppose I’ll have to cut back on my donations to Lindsay Clancy.
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The real schizos are the people who don’t believe in conspiracies!
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Owning Saquon Barkley in fantasy is what I imagine it’s like to own one of those pugs that can barely breathe but you can’t put it down
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Hoop Dreams 5 doesn’t end with the music. Here’s a preview of my “Ball Don’t Lie” lyric breakdown. The full video will be exclusive to those who purchased on Lutely. Bonus tracks + more exclusive content will be added over time. I appreciate everyone who has tapped in..
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My kids asking me for robucks.. nigga I barely got earth bucks
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Hoop Dreams 5 is OUT NOW!! Exclusively on @joinlutely 👇🏾👇🏾 lutely.com/@jdot_arrr/hoop-d…
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