This is Greg, my mother passed away a few weeks ago. Thank you for being there for her. She is now in hell. God bless.

If youu liekd it than you should have put a ring on it. -mally ringwalld haha get it?

Found a dildo in a hot dog packett. Is that normel? Ther is mustard on it I thank.

#freejahar his brackpack was full of dildos I bet lol vary gay. I can tell from his haaircut and demenaer. Probebly kissed each dildo. gaye.

Youre blardy is a wanderlande

I wish the moavie 7 pounds was about doctars taking parts of lesser dildos to maek a super dildo.

Hey @colinkane can I get a ticket to your show for my friend Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? He would love it!

Hey @motel6 one of your employes left a diaper in my room & wrote “SHIT CAPTAIN” on it. Not nice imo.

Obama doesnt seem to be taaking this vary seriously:

I bet marten Luthar king is talking about how grate Accidental Racist is to everyone else in hell right now.

Foud a diaperr in my diaper lol how did that hapen??

Knok knoxk who is their. Intarrupting cowl lol

Buz off Shelly duvall

What do gay horses eat? Diiiiiiiick

🎵I want to run through the halls of my high school/I want to scream at the top of my lungs🎵 -Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, Columbine, CO 1999

Is matlork on? I want to shoow the guy at SUbway who’s boss but dont know me legel bounderies. He is vary ethnic. Maybe inden or blak?

The grammys are tonightt but I cant wartch them. I am stuck in a wendys barthroom. Please cal the police. Shit everywhar. Most not mine.

Someone left a dildo in my driiveway. Greg thoutht it was a rubber birds foote. His wife killed hersalf lol dont blam her.

Do asiens know when they cheet on each othar? Lol just a litle humor. Asiens do look the same tho dontt they? Same eyes. Lol vary true.

Hey @pizzahut your drivar told me my breath smeled lik raccoon shit. It was raccoon shit on my haands. Can all your drivars ID raccoon shit?