semi-professional GUY of FUNNY

Joined April 2024
NEW PINNED #promotwt #introtwt if you like any of these things you should follow me!! (i will probably follow back if you also like these things....) i also post a lot of silly stuff so you should follow for that too
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I know we all have fun making jokes about Geoff but I will never forget the clip of him going on Fox News in 2007 to defend Mass Effect's inclusion of a gay romance and challenging the hosts by telling them to actually play the game instead of making baseless bigoted claims
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"ok guys i'm gonna set the phone down on record, everyone get in a circle, unbuckle your belts and pretend you're gonna pull your dick out, it's gonna be lit bro trust me we're gonna get hella girls with this on god"
What would you do ?
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sephiroth juice dispenser at con 👁️👄👁️
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just found out my deep sea diver buddy got carried away by an octopus and is presumed dead
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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when i try to call devil at 3am but get scared and stop
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finally getting Personalized ads that actually fkn matter ... Pintrest knows i need 5lbs of potato starch 🌟
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when you have a twin
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What's even the fucking point of continuing anymore
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the website known as ebay
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what if will smith overswung
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forcing my 4chan son to live out on the street because he’s a santa denier
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That's stupid and I think everyone at the laughing cow company should go to hell
The Laughing Cow says its mascot stopped laughing because people are taking everyday disagreements too seriously This is the first time the mascot has stopped laughing in over 100 years
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i wrap it around my neck and wear it like a scarf
how u arrange it?
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I always think of that funny ass Hugs tweet when I see Blacephalon. The reply KILLS me lmao.
Pokeshopper Notice: Example images of the Pokémon Center Christmas 2026 Blacephalon light now added Pokeshopper.net/news
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