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This is SO damn easy Jeff Stoutland as Interim “(CEO style) Head Coach” Mannion and Fangio would be ecstatic The players would be pumped af The fans would be reinvigorated, reset expectations and have a reason to watch And most importantly, those on the roster would get better at football over the course of this lost season Lurie needs to get over taking the L on the horrible contract he gave Sirianni and let @CoachStoutland save the vibes and future with a few months of mentorship I know you won’t say shit with Nick still employed but @jordan_mailata you should be whispering this to Howie asap 🙏🦅
Nick Sirianni losing his job is long overdue but idk who the heck you replace him with for the rest of the season if you make that move. It’s not like there is a promising, up and coming offensive coach in the building right now.
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Eagles fans are gonna be inconsolable when Kyle McCord makes it in this league
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If you call yourself a moderate and you are pleased by Lisa Murkowski's endorsement of a Dem nominee for Governor but mad about Haley Stevens' endorsement of Mike Rogers, you're not really a moderate.
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Over their last 6 games, the Eagles have: lost every game been outrushed in every game been outpassed in every game committed 5+ penalties in every game No other NFL team in the Super Bowl era has done that in more than 4 consecutive games.
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Trump himself says disgusting horrible things about Republicans who defy him Not one has ever been booted from the party This action by Michigan Dems is indefensible at such a core level So much so that my pops, an anti-Israel lib who wants to see Bibi burn and every state go Blue and who would never vote for Mike Rodgers will be leaving the Democrat party in name and ceasing his (moronic) donations that make up 90% of physical junk mail targeting the cable news generation (senior citizens) Freedom of opinion within a party is paramount in proving you are in a political party rather than a cult MAGA is a cult but the broader Republican Party itself is clearly moving away from it - hence the defections towards endorsing individual Dems in the races mentioned below Dems moved the opposite direction away from the big tent towards DSA cult think where announcing the belief that the lesser of two evils is on the other side of the aisle is punished w excommunication You can’t really defend it either you’re just gonna come off sounding like an angry party over country blowhard 🤷‍♂️
Liz Cheney wasn't kicked out of the Republican party when she endorsed a democrat. Lisa Murkowski wasn't kicked out of the Republican party when she endorsed a democrat. Yet Haley Stevens got kicked out of the Democratic party immediately after she endorsed a Republican. As I figured out not long before, the Democratic party is a cult.
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He was the highest RB draft pick bust of all time… until this past years draft Stop wasting high draft capital on RBs It’s contractual suicide
What’s the story on Jeanty with the Raiders? I’ve not followed that at all. Why is he getting no carries?
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Some people I particularly want to lose on Tuesday...
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Boy I can't wait for Tuesday results: -Abdul wins, in spite of the lack of black and Jewish support, and black people and jews will be told they don't matter -Abdul loses, bc of a lack of black and Jewish support, and black people and jews will bet blamed for his loss
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.@AbdulElSayed says it’s ok for MEN to be in girl’s locker rooms. Why? “Well because they are going to find out about it on the internet anyway” Completely unacceptable.
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it finally happened: i had an amazing night out and made a wonderful new friend with similar music tastes only to find out that we have eachother mutually blocked on twitter
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To rephrase this: YouTube, after 20 years of operation, is only now just “testing” a policy where they give you a heads up before permanently destroying your career on a whim
YouTube is testing a new policy that gives creators 30 days to save their channels from permanent bans Creators can edit or remove videos that break the rules or simply delete all their videos
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Going out for Halloween in a costume no one can identify so you can post the side by side for online engagement is peak zoomer and seemed to be the popular trend this year Asteroid can hit whenever idc anymore
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Trunk-or-treat quietly destroyed Halloween, and nobody wants to admit why. ​Instead of kids exploring neighborhoods, learning independence, and knocking on doors, parents park 40 SUVs in a sterile church lot at 3 PM to hand out candy in 15 minutes flat. ​It was never about "safety." It’s about hyper-convenience, institutional paranoia, and the collapse of community trust. ​Did we replace the best night of childhood with an outdoor drive-thru, or is the old way actually too dangerous now?
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Nice going, everyone.
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
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You could have just called @VanJones68 a nigger, instead of whatever the fuck passive- aggressive dogshit this is. Always knew you were racist trash.
If you're black, I have the easiest Halloween costume for you. Wrap an Israeli flag around you, and just start calling everyone you see an antisemite. Voila, you're @VanJones68.
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This only scratches the surface. Medicaid and Medicare fraud it the tip of the iceberg. Just one example: There is multi-generational fraud in a number of ethnic communities. I was a fraud examiner after my military career and my partner, a nurse turned lawyer, and I found over 800 Medicaid fraud cases in less than 2 years (in 2013/14). Our threshold per case filing was $500K and we had dozens of cases over $5M in the aggregate. Guess how many of the cases the affected states took action on: 2. And Medicare was just as bad, but no Federal District Attorney under Obama would take a fraud case, especially if it was an immigrant or indigenous American Indian. I finally quit after banging my head against the government brick wall for 10 years. One of my last cases was identifying false "Blue Zones", which is a Demographic term (often co-opted by epidemiologists for what is typically called "supercentenarian clusters") for pockets of populations with a larger number than average folks that were 100 year old or older. We found areas in California, Texas, Colorado and Arizona where certain ethnic groups had sizable Blue Zones that were 6-25X higher than any ever recorded on the planet. It took only one case to break the code: an ethnic Chinese woman in NorCal was suing a hospital for giving her the wrong blood type during emergency surgery. We reviewed the records and after a single interview, we determined that she had assumed the ID (and medical history) of another Chinese immigrant who had passed away about 6 years previous. The original patient died at age 94, ostensibly making the fraudster 100 or 101. It was later determined that she was 58 or 59 years old. In addition to assuming the late patient's ID, she also assumed her Social Security payments as well as other benefits provided by the government, including food and housing. She paid 30% to a "community trust" which handled the fraud. She was offering to turn in others to avoid a lengthy jail term, but the State of California inexplicably dropped all the charges. Oh yeah, the patient that was suing wasn't the first generation of this fraud, she was the second. The original patient was believed to have passed away in 1989. Find any community that handles it's own deaths and burials and you will find the same thing. It happens on Indian reservations, in Chinese, East Asian and African communities. Normal at-home deaths are not reported to the state and the "community trusts" handle all burial and cremains repatriation. Another member of the community, usually illegal, but not always, assumes that person's ID and benefits; in many states, they will be admitted to an ethnically affiliated hospice care facility (on paper anyway) and that facility will get funds to care for a patient that only exists on paper. Rinse and repeat. We found one case in southern Arizona where one Native American man was carrying the IDs of six other men and collecting SS, VA, and various retirement pensions for all six of them. His was enrolled at 2 different hospices on Indian reservations 370 miles apart. His monthly payments were in excess of $36K and he got to keep half of that. We notified the State of Arizona and the local Congressional and Senate offices with no results and no action taken. And I have much worse examples. DOGE needs to be enshrined as a Cabinet-level position and we need biometric validation of everyone collecting federal or state benefits, as a start.
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LEBRON (sponsored by Polymarket) THROWS IT DOWN, THE 76ERS (sponsored by Kalshi) HAVE TIED IT, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU DON’T LIKE NBA (brought to you by Draft Kings) BASKETBALL, we’ll be back after these messages (Fanduel ad)
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The two worst candidates (and imo human beings) running for US Senate in competitive races currently are a Democrat and a Republican Find friends amongst those who can admit this obvious truth and realize an obvious truth about those who can’t ***There is a tiny bit of subjective wiggle room but not enough to drop either man out bottom 3 senate candidates overall
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I think millennials are having a factory reset. Nobody wants their career. Nobody wants corporate culture. Nobody wants another fucking productivity app. We just want a little house, some hobbies, financial security and to be left the fuck alone. Apparently that’s radical now.
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