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Social media, itself, is a joke. Laser eyes are too bearish.

Charleston, SC
Joined April 2009
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I'm begging Jensen Huang to reconcile with his wife. we cannot afford another billionaire ex-wife entering her "I'm going to fix society by funding its most annoying people" era
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Replying to @Devon_Eriksen_
"In the book 1984, which many women will be unfamiliar with because it doesn't contain any werewolf rape,"
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Now that Millennials are getting into office we should focus on the critical issues, like requiring logging trucks to have a closed back.
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This guy could be an American citizen that just voted in the midterms.
I taught it to sing Wonderwall Chimera looks up pronunciations in CMUdict, falls back to letter-to-sound rules, and turns the resulting sounds into timed gestures that it can reuse for each lyric. The future is now
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barry retweeted
after you finished talking shit about me did your life get any better or are you still a miserable fuck
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3 days of playing rob run has taught me: Good cops always die trying to save people. Bad cops get whatever they want. Bad thieves are the only ones that get caught. Good thieves run the shit.
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Any spam call gets routed to my agent and sent to the FCC as a formal complaint
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Ocarina of time looks waaaaaay better than I expected. Well done.
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Rob run…….gta + arc raiders + rust = addicting af. Is good game. And free?! Yessiiiiiir
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Still thinking about how Michelangelo said excellent people like to solitude-max because they don't want to "corrupt themselves with the vain conversation of idle persons and degrade their thoughts"
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We aren't going anywhere. We play for the United States of America. 🦅 Lock in, patriots. We've only just begun.
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Wake up America, wake up.
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Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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Israel just went woke and says it is completely getting into bed with democrats AND WE’RE BLACKPILLING?!
To all our friends in the United States and around the world: The Israeli people have voted for change and to replace the current government. Our democracy remains strong and vibrant. We are working to fulfill the will of the Israeli people by forming a new government as soon as possible - a national emergency government. I intend to bring new leadership to Israel, leadership that serves all Israelis. Together with my partners, we will build a stronger Israel: A Jewish and democratic Israel. An Israel that is committed to liberal values, equality for all and is confident in its future. The bond between Israel and the United States is more than an alliance between governments. It is a partnership between peoples, built over generations, sustained by shared democratic values, and strengthened by the conviction that our nations are more secure and more prosperous when we stand together. Under my leadership, we will renew and deepen that partnership, strengthen the bipartisan foundations that have long sustained it, and work with our allies to advance a Middle East defined not simply by the absence of conflict, but by the presence of opportunity and cooperation. Israel will remain one of America’s most reliable and capable strategic partners in the Middle East, a partnership that is mutually beneficial for both peoples, in every aspect. I look forward to working closely and constructively with President Trump and his administration, whose friendship and commitment to Israel we deeply value. Together, we can advance our shared security interests, strengthen regional stability, and open new doors to prosperity for the peoples of the Middle East. That is the Israel I believe in. And that is the future we intend to build. לחברינו ושותפינו בארצות הברית וברחבי העולם: אזרחי ישראל הצביעו בעד שינוי ובעד החלפתה של הממשלה הנוכחית. הדמוקרטיה שלנו איתנה. אנו פועלים למימוש רצונם של אזרחי ישראל באמצעות הקמת ממשלה חדשה בהקדם האפשרי - ממשלת חירום לאומית. בכוונתי להביא לישראל מנהיגות חדשה - כזו שתפעל למען כלל אזרחי ישראל. יחד עם שותפיי, נבנה ישראל חזקה יותר: ישראל יהודית ודמוקרטית, ליברלית ושוויונית, אשר בטוחה בעתידה. הקשר בין ישראל לארצות הברית הוא הרבה מעבר לברית בין ממשלות. זוהי שותפות בין עמים, שנבנתה לאורך דורות ונשענת על ערכים דמוקרטיים משותפים. זאת, מתוך האמונה כי האומות שלנו בטוחות יותר ומשגשגות יותר כאשר הן עומדות ופועלות יחד. תחת הנהגתי, נחדש ונעמיק את השותפות הזו, נחזק את היסודות הדו-מפלגתיים שעליהם היא נשענת זה שנים, ונעבוד לקידום המזרח תיכון כולו. נפעל לא רק למען צמצומם של סכסוכים, אלא גם למינופן של הזדמנויות ושיתופי פעולה. ישראל תמשיך להיות שותפה אסטרטגית מרכזית ומהימנה של ארצות הברית במזרח התיכון. נתחזק שותפות המיטיבה עם שתי האומות, בכל תחומי החיים. אני מצפה לעבוד בשיתוף פעולה הדוק ופורה עם הנשיא טראמפ וממשלו. אנו מעריכים עמוקות את ידידותם ומחויבותם העמוקה לישראל. יחד נוכל לקדם את האינטרסים הביטחוניים המשותפים לנו, לחזק את היציבות האזורית ולפתוח דלתות חדשות לשגשוג עבור המזרח התיכון. זוהי ישראל שאני מאמין בה וזהו העתיד שאנו מתכוונים לבנות.
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Want a really brutal midterm wakeup? Link in reply
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Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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Look, I’ll just say it. This puts a damper on a third term.
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Leftists care more for the world than their family/friends because it's easier, not because they're altruistic Caring for your immediate circle is a tangible daily task that requires effort Caring for "the world" is an abstract virtue signal that needs zero actual output
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