@ViLettuce

i start thinking i’m lady gaga when I don’t take my meds | priv @viseaweed

 21 | He | NYC
Joined March 2021
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vi@ViLettuceFeb 4
#ViLettuce
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Geek bar my friend snuck in from the U.S is finally starting to taste granny ashes lord no
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Ate reindeer today and it was lowkey delicious as fuck
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This American horror story season being a cringey boring clusterfuck
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How Melania felt doing nothing for 6 years and then randomly popping out with this
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@PopBaseOct 23
Melania Trump has helped to broker a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine, "localized to Oleshky," the White House announced today. Oleshky, a city in southern Ukraine, has been occupied by Russia since 2022.
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Random verified whatsapp account with all of my booking information for upcoming vacation just urgently said I need to pay and it looked so realistic but I googled it and found out it’s a full on phishing scam
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Literally keep getting recognized by people I don’t know on the street
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Lasagna soup for dinnerings
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Putting my clothes in the dryer and then running to the grocery store before they finish so someone doesn’t take them out
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Slayyyter canceling her Copenhagen show….#guiltyascharged
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every time i walk outside, i feel the magnetic pull of my tongue seeking out of this man’s dick and balls like two flourine atoms on the electronegativity scale
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And before angel of my dreams blows up just know I’ve BEEN streaming
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Getting a haircut from a different salon than my usual for the first time in 6 years im terrified
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Ran errands for 3 hours and didn’t realize my fly was down then entire time until I got home
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Is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show like the Super Bowl for anorexics
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How it feels talking to a girl who’s clearly homophobic but she’s too scared to say anything so she just avoids eye contact and speaks dryly
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At least a man will stand on 10 toes and call me a f@g but Samantha will just look at you like you’re James Charles himself
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Being an American in a European country so you’re already on the thinnest ice and then Trump starts brow-nosing Putin
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babymorocco
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Me on I-95 in 3 years trying to get away from a drunk driver
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@PopBaseOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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Me in the club bathroom that has vomit everywhere, 15 people doing g, and 2 toilets overflowing with shit
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