Cycle Commuting 1981-Jan 7th 2026. Road Safety Advocate. I'm here to chew gum and ask stupid questions, and I'm all out of gum. Certified Russian Bot.(Parody)

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Replying to @ViaTowerBridge
"You broke his skull and drove away..... Well that doesn't matter"
Driver who left cyclist with brain injury says it โ€˜doesnโ€™t matterโ€™ i.stv.tv/4kiRPyr
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Sentenced to an early bed time for this. ๐Ÿ‘‡ Not entirely unsurprising.
Driver who left cyclist with brain injury following road rage incident avoids jail i.stv.tv/4kiRPyr
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This is funny.๐Ÿ˜‚
Tesco supermarket this afternoon. Got chatting to lovely cashier, im guessing in her 60s. Swiftly conversation moved to politics, the total incompetents running this destroyed bum hole of a country. Cupping her hand over her mouth and leaning towards me she said, " there is only one man capable of fixing this, Rupert Lowe." I fully concurred
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Op continues to monetise ragebait and false narratives to earn money. Aggressively intimidates & bullies everyone in order to cash in. x.com/smithey21026/sโ€ฆ
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"Passed too close" = hit and hospitalised archive.is/sxQqC
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Ironic that Musk champions free speech (when it suits him), yet apparently advertising for the Musk film has been banned on here. ๐Ÿค”
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Make supermarkets safe again. Canโ€™t even buy groceries without being killed by a driver.
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Cyclists are the greatest threat to pedestrians. Blackpool. ๐Ÿ“ท S. King
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What an utter f**kwit. @RSAIreland will be so proud their propaganda has found its target.
Assistant Garda Commissioner Denis Ferry said "all pedestrians" including in urban areas should wear high visibility clothing. "I think you should do everything you can to ensure you're visible," he said. thejournal.ie/driving-phone-โ€ฆ
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Replying to @IsSaddleThereIs
Channel 5 never turns down a gilt-edged opportunity for a culture war.
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On review it doesn't appear the SUV driver has any hands on the steering wheel
SUV drivers multitasking
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Let's keep making TV programmes about e-bikes...
๐ŸšจWatch this. Drug driver Arron Straughair, 36, ploughed a Transit van into a family home in Easington Lane, Sunderland. He had a cocaine breakdown product in his system and no insurance. A grandad was knocked off his feet in his own living room. His granddaughter usually plays in the corner the van came through. Repairs are estimated at up to ยฃ90,000, and the family had to move out. He pleaded guilty to dangerous driving, drug driving and driving with no insurance. His sentence was 16 months, suspended for two years, with probation and a four-year driving ban. The judge cited his job, his family and his "good prospect of rehabilitation". She also said "lives are shattered every single day" by bad drivers. This family's nearly was, and he's still going home. I've knocked on doors after crashes like this. Suspended sentences don't stop the next one.
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