Emily (@VirtualEm) profile picture
Milton, FL
Joined March 2009
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Sorry @BrunoMars, but I had to change the lyric of The Lazy Song so my 8 and 9 year old daughters could sing along. “Tomorrow I’ll wake up / do some P90X / find a really nice girl / share some really nice snacks” Hope that’s ok!
Proof that grandparents are cooler than parents. When I was a kid, we had to watch the Charlton Heston Ten Commandments on Easter. Today, my kids are watching Hop. Don’t get me wrong, The Ten Commandments is amazing, but a kids movie on Easter would have been nice.
My girls created chairs for themselves while watching ⁦@NBCTheVoice⁩ so they could turn around if they like the artist. They’re harsh critics!
Less Cyndi Lauper, more @alfonso_ribeiro #RockinEve (had to delete and retweet to correct misspelling)
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My lack of knowledge in @Marvel comics is showing again. Help me out, Twitter-verse, who is this @OriginalFunko character?
Adding to our @Marvel @OriginalFunko Advent Calendar collection of female superheroes. Only problem is, I haven’t watched Into The Spiderverse yet, so I have no idea who the one on the right is.
And now we have...Black Panther? Why does he look like Batman? My apologies, my @Marvel knowledge is solely from the #MCU @OriginalFunko Note: Dr. Strange is in the photo because he’s adorable.
We got our first woman! @Marvel @OriginalFunko #marveladventcalendar And it’s Black Widow, one of my favorites.
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8 days into our @Marvel @OriginalFunko advent calendar and not a woman in sight?! The feminist in me is upset. 😂😂😂
Chronicles of raising Catholic children: 7 year old, “I haven’t committed any sins this week!” 8 year old snorts and says, “so far.”
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My dad took a page out of the cross stitching during football book...this is what he came up with. @philadelphiaeagles #football #crossstitch #cmonman instagram.com/p/CIecMwzM5cl/…
“You can’t video chat with your friends until your room is clean” might be the most 2020 thing ever said.
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Time for the annual tradition of watching the @Macys #MacysParade and breaking my daughter’s heart by telling her she will never be tall enough to be in the @Rockettes #SorryKidYoullAlwaysBeShort
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Actually watching The Masked Singer live. What do people do on commercials? @FOXTV #maskedsinger
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We get one back thanks to Bryce! RETWEET for a chance to win a Harper signed baseball! RULES: atmlb.com/3j7YVUj
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Nothing is funnier than listening to a classroom full of second graders listen to “There’s a hole in the bucket” for the first time. Their minds were blown at the stupidity of the guy in the song.
We bought my daughter K’nex for her birthday. M: “mom and I are going to build a black hole!” Me: “no, dear, a backhoe.” M: “oh.”