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Somebody is playing GTA 6 right now and I'm at work answering emails. That's the real wealth gap in America.
Russell Wilson stood on the field at Mile High for CBS and told Sean Payton: "You may like me, you may not, but I'm picking YOU!"
The guy Payton benched is now his loudest hype man. Classiest move in the league or the pettiest? Pick one.
via @NFLonCBS
Moicano has Tom Nolan's back with 1:14 left in Round 2. The ref stands them up. Nolan walks out with the TKO win.
Helwani called it a top 5 worst stand-up of all time. Robbery or fair call? Pick one.
via @arielhelwani
Indiana was a 20.5-point favorite against Minnesota. Fourth quarter, down 13-10, and they botch the snap on a game-tying field goal.
Anybody who laid the points, blink twice. Still holding that ticket or already ripped it?
via @barstoolsports
Pat McAfee is screaming HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOSIERS in Bloomington and the GameDay desk is lining up behind Indiana. Indiana football being the main event is still a wild sentence.
Hoosiers -20.5 vs Minnesota. Lay it or take the points?
via @CollegeGameDay
Renato Moicano has to look UP to make eye contact with Tom Nolan, and he still isn't blinking. Both made weight for tonight's UFC Vegas 123 main event.
The tall kid or the crafty vet. Pick one.
via @ufc
The AI boom ate the world's RAM supply, and now the AI guy says the RAM sitting in your gaming PC is the real problem.
Sam, you can have my RAM when you pry it out of my cold, lagging hands.
What does he come for next? Wrong answers only.
Sam Altman says it’s better for RAM to be in a data center than in your PC. These people don’t want you to own powerful computers anymore, they want you to rent them
theverge.com/ai-artificial-i…
I'll be honest. My entire timeline is talking about Poland... and as an American, I don't care. Much like I believe our government should be worried about us as citizens first before other places in the world.
The Panthers lost to Green Bay last night and fired their defensive coordinator before lunch. Lambeau doesn't just beat you, it gets your staff fired.
Who's the next coordinator to get the Lambeau treatment? Wrong answers only.
The #Panthers have also fired defensive passing game coordinator Jonathan Cooley.
DL coach Todd Wash will be the interim DC, replacing Ejiro Evero.
Last night I said Christian Watson was made of matchsticks. Then he rode off in an ambulance, came back to Lambeau the same night and kept playing.
I stand corrected. Matchsticks and spite.
Toughest comeback you've ever seen from a player? Go. xitter.gq/packers/status/2116160…
The Bears watched us trade two firsts for Micah Parsons and did what Chicago always does: copied Green Bay a year late. Maybe someday they'll copy the four Lombardis too.
Who wins this trade, Chicago or Tennessee? Wrong answers only.
The Brewers win their first World Series and Cubs fans woke up already typing "we have three rings." Two of those came before sliced bread, fellas.
Cubs fans, what's your excuse going to be? Wrong answers only.
Good morning, @Brewers fans!
You weren't dreaming 😍
ALT The Milwaukee Brewers hoist the World Series trophy following their Game 5 win Wednesday night at Tropicana Field
Selena and Demi met on Barney as kids and just recreated the Princess Protection Program poster for a makeup ad. That purple dinosaur has a better alumni network than Harvard.
Best Disney Channel Original Movie ever? Wrong answers only.
The Brewers were three outs from a title and had to wheel the champagne back out of the clubhouse.
Yesterday I said Brewers in 4, no questions. Now I'm taking questions.
First team ever to come back from 0-3 in a World Series, or Milwaukee closes tonight? Pick one.
Arsenal's squad is worth €1.4 billion. Fleetwood's is worth €2.8 million. Fleetwood won.
Most expensive way ever to lose to a team half of America thinks is a golfer.
Worst loss by a reigning champ you've ever seen? Wrong answers only.
The Colts traded an eight-time Pro Bowl guard for a 3rd and a 5th. That's not a trade, that's a garage sale with a Schefter alert.
Seattle fleeced them, or smart sell before he walks in free agency? Pick one.
Trade! The Colts are sending eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 third-round pick and a 2028 fifth-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
Noah Wyle got named Sexiest Man Alive and said it sounded like a prank. Most honest Sexiest Man Alive in history.
Meanwhile I've been waiting on People's call since 2009.
Who should've won instead? Wrong answers only.
