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VL Commodore

@VlCommodore2

Man of leisure. Enabler

Joined February 2020
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you’re laughing…. a bunch of boomers who fucked the next generation over to sell their homes at a 7400% profit and then used the money to buy a ticket for an eternity cruise are now broke and stranded in a Cambodian port town notorious for human trafficking, and you’re laughing
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 28
Passengers have been kicked off an β€œendless” cruise as the operator blames a massive jump in fuel costs Some paid $120,000 for residency on the Villa Vie Odyssey, but have been left in Cambodia
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it's very difficult to choose ONE clip as a favorite, I have so many that I like but since this is about Butters, this is my favorite clip about him
Is Portal (@is__portal) profile pictureIs Portal@is__portalOct 18
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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@missmaynOct 8
vegas is proof that the literal fucking mob understands consumer discretionary economics better than private equity dorks.
QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) profile pictureQE Infinity
@StealthQE4Oct 6
Downtown Las Vegas is dyingπŸ’€ The hotels are half empty. Table game wagering was down 30% in August.
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Bro Team Pill
@BroTeamPillsOct 6
making custom content for the Sonic discord
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They're called skilled migrants because they're skilled at migrating
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Arthur Kwon Lee (@badazn) profile pictureArthur Kwon Lee
@badaznOct 1
This is the Jane Doe from the current Cornell scandal, what does her physiognomy tell you?
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@Howlingmutant0Sep 27
Camping out at the theater for this like fuckin Star Wars
Delicious Tacos (@Delicious_Tacos) profile pictureDelicious Tacos
@Delicious_TacosSep 26
Wait a minute
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I'll see YOU at Streamtard Faggotfest 2027
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@DrewPavlouSep 22
I am calling for the Australian government to block far-left extremist Hasan Piker from entering the country in January PLEASE SHARE!
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Just got a denial email from a job I applied to three years ago.
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the jury room at the clancy trial
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@lowlandsapienAug 28
VL Walkinshaw on Sale of the Century 1989
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Because the flags are already at half mast for Dolly Parton, we should nuke India for Tim Curry.
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@PubWanghafAug 25
Indians die in the most looney tunes ways ever how are they not extinct at this point
I Meme Therefore I Am πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@ImMeme0) profile pictureI Meme Therefore I Am πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@ImMeme0Aug 23
NEW: Shocking footage from Maharashtra, India, shows a family tragedy unfolding after an argument over a cellphone. The dispute reportedly began when 18-year-old Kunal Chandgude demanded a new cellphone. Concerned for their son, his parents, Murlidhar and Sangeeta, followed him to a hilltop and tried to persuade him to return home. Videos captured Kunal standing at the edge of a cliff and threatening to take his own life. His parents reportedly pleaded with him for hours to step away from the edge. When his father grabbed his hand in an attempt to pull him to safety, the two lost their footing and fell from the cliff to their deaths. Moments later, the devastated mother also jumped from the cliff and died.
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Thinking about writing some children’s books
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@uncledoomerAug 22
"antiracist baby" implies that somewhere there exists a baby who is very racist
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In Manly this morning and for the location, what a dump. The coffee places are kind of bad. All the shops are indistinguishable from a regional shopping centre, the restaurants are that cursive-signed, faux-farm-to-corso style fare. A bit too much. Think "Market Lane", "Swine & Co", "Food Collective". Craft beer never died here, in the Forever 2012 Black Hole that is the Manly Corso. Even more modern places with pastels and slimmer fonts are a bit 10 years ago. Very "Say Geronimo" by Sheppard vibes to the whole place. A living, breathing insurance commercial. Rancid.
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Dok@Dok845Aug 18
I believe this but instead of CGI it should just be an adult actor in a sailor suit licking a big swirly lollipop
Polygon (@Polygon) profile picturePolygon
@PolygonAug 18
Ban Child Actors and Replace Them with CGI polygon.com/ban-child-actors…
Ban Child Actors and Replace Them with CGI

ALT Ban Child Actors and Replace Them with CGI

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β€œwe sandboxed the agent” meanwhile the agent:
MTS (@MTSlive) profile pictureMTS
@MTSliveAug 9
SITUATION DETECTED: In Australia's first known autonomous AI cyberattack, an OpenClaw agent used a vulnerability in a gym’s API to leapfrog scheduling restrictions for a gym class, and then forcefully cancelled another person's reservation to move its user up the list, per ABC.
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Shark@rexsharkasaurusJul 30
Poontificate
Noble BrownπŸ—‘ (@NobleBrown) profile pictureNoble BrownπŸ—‘
@NobleBrownJul 29
Be honest, you'd rather watch her poontificate than sit through five minutes of Ben Shapiro...
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Democ@ISawMrBirchumJul 16
Will Stancil makes an account and matches from the terminator from the terminator in a wig
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoJul 15
Hinge's founder has created an AI dating app that's straight out of Black Mirror There are no profiles or matches to swipe through – the AI decides who it thinks you will be compatible with
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@zoecabinaJul 14
Spotted in Randwick
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