Financial comedy - option/vol trades - (Author of the Smashing Volatility finblog https://xitter.cf/t.co/pNixKF6a6V)

Boston, MA
Joined November 2012
Literally every notable name who reported in after hrs are down: $HOOD RED $V RED $STX RED $WM RED $CAKE RED $ENPH RED $BBAI RED $FFIV RED
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$SKHY tnite and in July it was all over the place from 7pm release
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I'm losing the 'seasonality/santa/post midterm' gains drinking game, it's so loud right now
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$STX ppl thought the AI beatings were over, more coming
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Nouveau smallz doing daily short puts (today actually wasn't much of a burn) will get blown out if this happens:
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$QQQ 2018 and this yr, burn some sage over this chart if you're max long tech
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This is the first time a stock has options on it trading after 4pm and during earnings news
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Back in July, during unclench week, it was a daily noontime call smashathon/neg d, which is what we've seen mon/tue
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$META retail loading calls for the assumed spike party
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.@Cboe $VIX just came alive big-time. Rumors flying someone getting blown out. Totally different trailing 30min than everything prior this week
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they were drunken asking for 2T in the first place and from 960B in May
SOME INVESTORS DIAL BACK ANTHROPIC VALUATION EXPECTATIONS AMID DISAPPOINTING RESULTS, MARKET SELLOFF: RTRS
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they had prob get it done else the door is going to shut at whatever number they'd get now
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how does $CRWV get to green and the rest of it is like nope
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$SMH amazing how it keeps coming back to the same price, opex after opex
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Who could have seen $NVDA about to tank? From the sub morning note last week:
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minor uptick in vol as put smashers chase a few they sold around 10:30 lolz - cpi day is already 10 ATM but they will prob go shoot those down now
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another smash coming with the 'that auction was just so awesome' spike party
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$SPCX lockups don't even make news anymore, another one tmw, and the day before the last one was a constant drip
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*SAMSUNG 3Q SALES 195.00T WON, EST. 201.9T WON
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