"I'm A Virgo" has some unsuspected size shit in there mixed in with it's critical analysis.
"You mean the show about a 13 foot tall dude? Well duh!"
No no no. Get to episode 4 and beyond. Shit goes off the rails and it's pretty bad ass. No spoilers. Watch it.
"The giant mom above us is oblivious to our existence and is dangling her flip flop precariously over our heads! RT if you think she should move to a new bench!"
"When I shrunk your brother, Eddy, I sounded JUST. LIKE. THIS!"
I'm sure I tweeted this already but I'm making you waste one of your precious 600 views on this.
If you pay me, I'll stop tweeting like this and wasting your resources. Clock's ticking, Batman.
óÓÒò Spottieottiedopaliscious óÓÒò retweeted
My dad is saying it’s gonna cost him $300-$500+ to replace the windsheild…I just dropped $60 to pay for chainsaw rental.
I hate asking this but my kofee is in my bio.
Any amount would help
ko-fi.com/swayinghill – at Baltimore, MD
óÓÒò Spottieottiedopaliscious óÓÒò retweeted
Fantasizing about being chained up, gagged with a wrecking ball, & have willing, horny, excited prey force-feed themselves to my reluctant but rock hard cock
Even better if they overstimulate my cock & I can’t help but cum them out, & the cycle repeats over and over~
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I love it when subby smalls are so famous for their submissive smallness that they just be catching strays when folks tweet teases into the ether.
Like Beherit getting left crumpled in the toe section of his pokemon's shoe after a training rampage.
óÓÒò Spottieottiedopaliscious óÓÒò retweeted
Worshipper: I'm horny...
Me: You're horny, and what..?
W: ...smol?
Me: Yes, and PROUD~
W: I'm horny and I'm proud..
Me: Good!~ <3 Louder~
W: I'm horny and I'm proud!
Me: Louder!
W: I'm horny and I'm PROUD
Me: LOUDER~
W: I'M HORNY AND I'M PROUD I'M HORNY AND I'M PROUD ✨
Cat people trying to be all sultry and seductive with you only to have you slap them in the face with a Kraft single to watch them wig out.
