What theory? The books explicitly say this is the case
One of the coolest theories I’ve come across is that Paul Atreides was never truly the Kwisatz Haderach the Bene Gesserit intended—he was a rogue variant who forced the path open too early, and the real one (or the one who could have walked the Golden Path without becoming a tyrant) was always meant to emerge much later. The idea is that his prescience locked the universe into a narrower, more violent timeline, which is why Leto II had to take the extreme measures he did to force humanity off that track.
It also ties into the theory that the sandworms themselves are a kind of living archive of ancestral memory—each worm carrying fragments of the consciousness of every Fremen and every previous God Emperor who was absorbed into the spice cycle. So when someone takes the Water of Life, they’re not just accessing their own genetic memory; they’re briefly plugging into a planetary-scale consciousness that has been evolving for millennia. Makes the whole ecosystem feel even more alien and deliberate.
Now THAT is a cuck fantasy and a half, get help mate
Most men will one day kiss their bride at the altar in front of an audience of her past.
Six exes in suits pretending to be happy for her.
Three male besties who have already had their turn.
The one-night stand guy who only bought her a cider and still got it.
And that old rich man she will shamelessly introduce as "uncle."
They will all sit there, eating the groom's food recklessly, laughing, drinking free alcohol.
Just the way they all ate his wife before he even came into the picture.
This is modern marriage. Most men are not marrying a wife. They are marrying the community leftovers & calling it love.
In the UK the core cast of a pantomime is usually a young man, his mum, his best mate and a moustache twirling villain
Portrayed by a young woman, a middle aged man in drag, some guy doing slapstick and some minor celebrity, in that order
It's mad this is controversial anywhere
So actual terrorists get small fines but grannies with signs go to prison?
Damn, it's almost as if the structural issues driving climate disaster are the same ones driving economic and social disparity or something.
But, nope Adrian's right as long as we stick to the status quo and make no meaningful structural changes we'll be just fine... right?
Neoliberalism sure seems to be going well, this is what, the 6th time this has happened in my lifetime?
"Painful" years ahead, think tanks warn, as living standards set to fall
bbc.in/4k5Vgsz
Only Americans would think they should be beholden to American law instead of the laws of the country they fucking LIVE IN
Spouses caught in foreign courts have been largely invisible to almost everyone in military circles, including each other. But in August the issue burst into public view when the wife of a Marine Corps officer went viral with an online plea, warning that she and her children could be trapped indefinitely in Germany. cnn.it/4sC5SSb
Extremely unfortunate lighting
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways.
Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green.
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Can this prick get a fucking life, jesus
The Church of Ireland has expressed “deep concern” after the Archbishop of Armagh was confronted in a “hostile and aggressive manner” by former teacher Enoch Burke following a funeral service.
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Socialism is when supporting Petit Bourgeois
Replying to @Madeline_McCant
Actual socialism is fighting for locally owned grocery stores etc (which ime are usually on par with Lidl in terms of pricing but ymmv) and publically owned transport systems to allow ease of access. Socialism doesn’t have to give into corporations just bc it’s convenient.
Does Nigel ever actually do his job?
































