David McCarthy

Do you know a #Hampshire good cause or charity that needs a website? A #FREE website? We have a #sponsorship opportunity for a local non-profit community enterprise. Get in touch today! web-right.co.uk/hampshire-we…

#ThomasCookcollapse Banks who forced this collapse and have caused so much hardship to tens of thousands of people (customers & staff) should be censured in some way - name and shame at least

@HSBK_UK Unable to use business internet banking ... pages never finish loading. All other internet access is fine, so it must be your problem

Now the summer is here, would your business benefit from extended outdoor spaces for your customers? #pubs #restaurants #bars #cafes Loca Shading can make those outdoor spaces profitable and keep your customers cool loca-shading.co.uk/ ... Pls RT Thanks

Just checked the stats, and there's not been a single click from Twitter to stratford-upon-avon-security… - could you help out? and Please RT. Many thanks, D

New website for Thames Security for their Stratford-upon-Avon office, updated with @security_thames Twitter link. Please have a look at the new website and RT the link. stratford-upon-avon-security…

Man (50s) driving up Whitworth Rd, Gosport, 11am Sat 22nd June 2019,, with large brown/white spaniel ½ on his lap, ½ hanging out driver's door window. Car black/dark large Vauxhall saloon reg something like HX66 HHN. If you know him, tell him not to be so irresponsible. Pls RT

Superb pilot skills, RAF Chinnok helicopters closing breach in river bank: bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li… Rear wheels on bank, front wheels in air while hovering ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cp…

BBC News - Fly-tipping: Councils demand tougher sentences for worst offenders as fly-tipping goes up 40% in 5 years bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48235442 - Part of the reason for the increase is the reduction in facilities, and the imposition of charges for lots of things.

This morning's giggle is courtesy of the Outlook spell-checker - it suggested BTinternet should be Bitternut.

Is today's @BBCBargainHunt the 'new' format? If it is, we'll be turning off as soon as we find out.

End of last remaining Southern Railway steamer?

UK chatbots fight back: One financial chatbot has been asked ... to "send nude [picture]s" more than 1,000 time say its makers, Cleo AI. "The chatbot now responds to the request by sending an image of a circuit board." Ah... the British sense of humour bbc.co.uk/news/technology-47…

More nonsense-speak on BBC News website (obviously not theirs) ... "Manchester United have appointed Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as permanent manager on a three-year contract." I always thought "permanent" meant 'you've got the job 'til you resign or we sack you'.

We know from personal experience how difficult it is to avoid mis-spellings and wrong words ... but we always have a giggle when we see them ... "so staff could still communicate with each other, the press and customers using mobile phones and tables".

Not a nice experience for the passengers on this cruise ship - we've been in heavy weather on the Med, so can appreciate their concerns. But good the hear the Americans have such a good command of the language ... "Alright, it's time to abdicate the area" bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-…

Never a one for sartorial elegance, but really ... shorts and a scarf?! @PhilipSerrell #antiquesroadtrip

I've discovered I'm suffering from NIT - Non-linear Idiotic Tendencies ... and I'm afraid there is no cure.

Glad I seldom use Facebook and never use it to sign into other services - Mark Zuckerberg did everything in his power to avoid Facebook becoming the next MySpace – but forgot one crucial detail… theregister.co.uk/2018/12/20… via @theregister

This guy is a genius with a sense of humour - watch as he catches them out - BBC News - YouTuber's glitter bomb tricks parcel thieves bbc.co.uk/news/technology-46…