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You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

Joined August 2019
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Wait for it… Leyton Orient vs Harborough Town 7/11/26
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Call me a cynical doubting Thomas, but I’m not totally convinced these four #watfordfc fans (similar handles, all posting in identical style) who all shared the same official club post at the same time are real people . . .
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Replying to @louorns
A very warm Watford welcome to George, who has had his account for almost nine years, only started posting yesterday and has decided he’d like the Spanish court case against Pozzo thrown out. xitter.gq/gsmithherts?s=11&t=tQW…
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Today we say a final goodbye to one of the most special people you could ever have the honour to know ❤️ Kev was one of a kind with a wicked sense of humour and he was loved deeply by all associated with Exeter City - a club where he achieved so much. Our thoughts are with Kev's family and friends today. Rest easy, Kev 😘
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This is 100% accurate: Antonio occasionally joins training when not doing fitness alone. He is a million miles away from first team consideration. He does nothing with what remains of the youth set-up, despite coaching being suggested as one of the reasons for signing him.
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If, after #watfordfc kept their last away clean sheet, you had pressed play on the ‘deluxe’ version of Sir Elton John’s Diamonds greatest hits compilation and left it on loop until the next away clean sheet, you’d have now played all 54 tracks more than 1,580 times 🤣
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TEAM NEWS! 🚨 Today's Addicks as drawn by our Schools Partnership Scheme students ✏️ #cafc
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Modern day Nostradamus this bloke 🔮
This season in the Championship, Boro have the highest xG, best xG difference, most crosses, most shots on target, most successful final-third passes and most touches in the opposition box. Hell yeah, baby! Middlesbrough have their mojo back and go top of the league. 🕺
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Cameo Messages - birthdays, engagements weddings or a promotion. Make somebody smile with a cameo message.
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Sorry - what are you expecting me to do about the situation in France, as a UK consumer finance specialist on a micro-blogging site?
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Europe burning ur doing polls
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🚨 WATCH: Robert Jenrick asks Reform UK's audience to stand up if they work
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A word from me on TNT Sports presenter Rachel Casey. Never mind her skills as a television presenter - which are top level of course - that was pure humanity from Rachel. Her warmth, decency and kindness were exactly what was needed. Thank God she was on duty.
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One of the greatest penalties you'll ever see 😅 Watch the Concacaf Caribbean Cup on @paramountplus 📺
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An update #Watfordfc Please share and get involved This is OUR club & it's your time to act
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Manchester United not the only club where the problem's lie deeper than the head coach.
Seven defeats in Watford’s last nine matches have piled pressure on Alessio Dionisi, but the club’s problems run far deeper that their head coach: 🔻 £14m wage bill one of Championship’s lowest 💸 Unwilling to pay players more than £10,000 a week ❌ Not a penny paid on summer signings 🗣️ Fans revolting against trigger-happy owner @JPercyTelegraph looks into the disquiet at Vicarage Road ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Since Tom Ince’s #watfordfc interview I’ve exchanged several messages with various ex-players and coaching staff from the last decade. I’m not going to name them, but this is some of what they said.
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OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Replying to @NikkyDallias
It's a fucking zoo in Yorkshire not Jurassic Park. What did you expect someone on a watch tower with a high powered rifle just waiting for this very situation? 😂😂
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Sean retweeted
These people have never been to a football match
Carlisle United vs Manchester City away from home. imagine going from the Etihad to Carlisle for a league game… this is the type of football City fans better get used to. enjoy these big away days while they last, because next season we might be seeing Carlisle United vs Man City in League Two or even the National League. 😭😂 what a downfall that would be.
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John Marquis scored the penalty and took the absolute piss 😂😂😂
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