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I called because I saw a duck eating a watermelon and it was the most insane thing I've ever seen in my life

, and I don't mean to say much except that you might at times consider whether you're influencing the less perceiving or are playing with fire yourself, and maybe knowing about this phenom just factors into your own wisdom and judgement about what to do in your specific time and place with better results than otherwise.

anyway, here's Hey Ya! again

oh good there's bees

I did some research and it turns out my penis is normal sized

Whenever my girlfriend does something really amazing, I give her a "pizza point", and when she gets to 30 points she gets a free pizza from anywhere she likes. I'm going to dump her at 29 lol

Treat everyone you meet like they are trying to get a couch through a door

like a wrestling champion's belt except it's a hoodie that says "I can fix him"

no one answered my question

You sit there and you think about what you said about the volcano

oh I'm sorry did you forget I'm a machine built solely for combat?

some things are real be careful of those

ok so everything is vibrating, what you want to do is expand your idea of oneness so that your clitoris is everywhere and let me know how that works in the comments