2026 goals Wizards getting the first pick (done!) Getting a girlfriend (done!) Ace Attorney 7 announced (WIP)

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Joined February 2023
You can destroy one, but only one.
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why were they CLAPPING
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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2027: Dybantsa
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Blake Shelton Bradley Cooper Johnny Depp and Noah Wyle I’m crying laughing bro men fell off
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Wizards intentionally lost so Brandon would have a big game to support breast cancer survivors. My franchise is so classy❤️‍🩹
Brandon Miller's mom is a breast cancer survivor. So he bought 500 tickets for survivors on Breast Cancer Awareness Night, then went out and scored a career-high 39 in the win. Amazing. (via @rodboone)
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Tatum is so good
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I promise nobody would be playing Pokemon anymore if they never fixed the phys/special mechanic
My entire tl is filled with people… arguing about whether the physical/special split was a good idea or not…?? One of the best game mechanic changes in Pokémon’s history…??????
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Just throw the season out
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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I am unbelievably bad at chess bro
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You can destroy one, but only one.
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This should be the largest story in the news. It should be everywhere in the media. Kushner should wind up in prison because of it. But you won’t hear about it and nothing will happen to him.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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“Fly and Strength are good moves”
did people not spread their HMs across their team?? most of them are heavy hitting attacks that you should have STAB for, Fly Surf and Strength are all good moves, and Pokémon games are easy enough that putting defog in gen 4 on one slot of a decent mon wont kill its usability
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Contrarianism has gone too far if we have people defending “Hidden Machines” as a mechanic in Pokemon games
Some people act like removing HMs from modern Pokemon was a bad idea as if they didn’t just force you to have a team of 5 and a boat-plane-scissors hybrid in your party 😭
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Nikola Jokic calls out the Nuggets’ defense: “We cannot defend.” (Via @TalkBasket )
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just watched a documentary about children in poverty and wow you cannot hate ronald reagan enough
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Verbatim the shit I would have said
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Proud to have been a truther the second I saw that Giannis trade knowing that the Heat would absolutely get worse losing all their depth and youth
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how did we let this clown drop 83 on us
Bam Adebayo tonight: 8 Points 3/10 FGM 0/5 3PM 30 Minutes
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3 years into college and I genuinely think every attractive woman has a boyfriend. The only action I've had in the past three years has been from girls who had boyfriends!
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