Wisconsin Right Now - Real News Media Org (Parody)

When Kirk Bangstad says something horrible, every member of the Democrat party should be forced to answer for it. When Donald Trump says something horrible, he's just riffing. No reason to ask Republicans about it. Let's not forget that only one of these men have actual power.

There you have it! The vast majority of Americans still stand with President Donald J. Trump!

Serious question: how do we parody something this absurdly stupid?

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT THINGS COST?!? WHY DOES THE DEMOCRAT PARTY EVEN CARE?!?!?

Should we:

CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT WEIRD! Now excuse us while we get back to fighting the war on Christmas. And outlawing contraception. And railing against women in the work force. And rooting for the US to fail at the Olympics. And celebrating when the market crashes. And…

Can someone be black and Indian at the same time? Sounds suspect to us. We’ll have to look into this.

Every Republican that was in the room has a different version of the story. So obviously what’s reported can’t be true. It makes no sense.

It’s ridiculous that all of these republicans are primarying each other. What a waste of money. Instead of primaries, we should hold a bunch of internal and binding “pre-elections” to decide who our nominees should be. We could call them candidate-choosers. It’s all so silly.

Went to bed angry. Got up angry. Drank coffee angry. Took a nap angry. Writing on the internet angry. Planning to eat dinner angry. Just so, so, so, so angry!!!!

Did someone hack our account? We would NEVER say w*ke. NEVER!!!!

We made maps that guaranteed Republicans could serve without answering to the voters. Now Tony “unfair maps” Evers wants to just undo that. How is that right or fair?! Oh right. IT’S NOT!!!

No DEI in Governor Walker’s ice cream!

THE SECOND AMENDMENT DOES NOT GUARANTEE A RIGHT TO WALKIE TALKIES!!!

Can someone please teach us how to take a screenshot? Please!

If you’re in a large crowd of white men openly mocking and screaming at a young woman of color, take a look at yourself and remember that, without question, you are on the right side of history. Carry on heroes!

We support free speech on campus… for conservatives. Not for libs.

There’s literally a US flag in this picture. But 2 points to Don for not letting facts get in the way of his point.

If you see anyone doing marijuana today, call the police immediately. For those who don’t know, today is the hippy stoner loser special day of weed. They think they can do whatever they want today. They’re wrong! Let’s not cede our society to these druggies.

Is there a better thinker or writer in the Republican party? Or even in all of politics?! Try and find one — we'll wait.