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Heard In Waitrose

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Posting remarks overheard in the aisles of Britain's poshest supermarket. Parody.

Joined September 2015
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Boxing chat@Boxing_Chatter15 Mar 2017
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Lady: Darling? Man: Yes dear? Lady: Cashews and goats’ milk in our basket? Man: For the squirrels of course Lady: Oh you're good
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‘Elspeth, can you get a lime please sweetheart?’ ‘Yes mummy. Is it for your Gin & Tonic?’ ‘Yes, of course it is.’
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Woman to friend, “You’ve lost a quite a bit of weight recently!” He replies, “It’s because I stopped adding truffle oil to everything.”
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