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An Imperial Pinniped in search of his promised throne.

The Far Arctic Isle
Joined June 2024
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
CORRECTION: Rabid Puppies was never "an explicitly self-avowed Misogynistic movement". I know because I created it and led it. Our entire purpose was to encourage Worldcon to burn the whole thing down themselves and publicly destroy their own credibility. Which they did.
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"Hey man Tenpenny Tower is super nice but we really ought to let ghouls in they deserve access even if they can't afford it!"
They think they should have access to luxury, not reasonable accommodations, not humane, not affordable, but luxury amenities for the simple fact that they exist and they want them.
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This is a stancher commitment to the scientific method than any libtard who believes evolution stops above the neck.
The Creation Science Museum has a bunch of Iguanas in a hyperbaric chamber in order to attempt to prove that dinosaurs were just regular lizards that grew really big in an Oxygen-rich environment pre-flood
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
✠ THEY FEAR THE SIGN OF THE CROSS ✠
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Having run several Kickstarters now, there are always people who place an order but don't fill out their shipping information. My policy has always been to issue full refunds to anyone who doesn't receive the product they bought. I live and die by you guys, not a paycheck.
The last thing in the world I want is for people to think they have an obligation to me as a person or to a cause. No, this is your hard-earned money. Having an audience is a privilege and not a right.
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
Replying to @HariSel57511397
Give books me give read books me read books give me read book give me you.
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
Still thinking about this note Cormac McCarthy made in his private journal that my fiancée and I stumbled on last year in the Wittliff Collections: “The moral clarity of the English-speaking people has been a thousand years perfecting. It is a pointless task to imagine such a struggle taking markedly less time than this in some other culture. The notion that we are all as one is nonsense.”
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
If we are larping as Romans who were the Romans larping as?
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
This is the video I will never delete.
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
Seinfeld AI: George also enjoys the "chinese" models 😜🇨🇳🕵️ like, repost and subscribe for more comedy seinfeld AI
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
I would rather die. This is my home.
Americans, the young especially, should make plans to leave country. There is no real future to work towards. It’s a sick country. And as bad as it is all over, in America there is really a poor level of culture, and just hatred for the young. Just go where it suits your purpose.
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"Even if a woman waves her hands ineffectually at her neighbor's cow, she has committed witchcraft in her heart."
Hobbes: witchcraft is fake but we should kill witches anyway for being malicious
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Putting up with women
Kadınlar regl, hamilelik, doğum,menopozla uğraşıyor, peki erkekler neyle uğraşıyor?
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When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
1/ I appreciate this thread on Hatchet by Gary Paulson, but this interview made my blood boil. It treats boys interests and preferences with contempt while treating girls narrative preferences like they're the objective and absolute standard by which all stories should be judged.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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The moment anything smells like this happening is the moment we reenact Blood Meridian.
Southwest independence or reunification with the motherland 🇲🇽
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
The truth is that rich people do this kind of stuff all the time. The trick is 1) paying the adoption fee for every animal at the local shelter is a 1 time thing that no one remembers 2) They just keep this kind of behavior extremely quiet b/c the minute people figure out they will pay for shit, their entire life is filled with people begging them for money xitter.gq/favwontmiss/status/211…
If I was a millionaire I’d be slapping down my card at vet offices and saying that every visit is on me that day. I’d pay off medical debt at random. I’d pay the adoption fees of every animal at local shelters. Like, I’m sorry, how is this not something more rich do? It sounds like the most fun thing in the world to be able to do good.
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Walrus Aurelius 🇺🇸☦️ retweeted
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. Jay: Dude, you just made an absolute statement. You contradicted yourself right from the start. Obi-Wan: The Force is balance. It transcends such simplistic categories. Jay: Balance is still an absolute standard you’re appealing to. You’re saying there’s a correct way the Force should be understood versus an incorrect way. That’s an absolute distinction. And if the Force is just some impersonal energy field, it can’t ground the laws of logic you’re currently using to make sense of anything. Your whole worldview is floating on nothing.
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