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News director for @NZStuff. ‘I do occasionally experiment with editing.’

Joined February 2009
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I have never tweeted something worth pinning. Unless...
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they took a scene from Bloodsport and dubbed it into an old school Mentos commercial. the result is perfection.
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Memphis Grizzlies F/C Brandon Clarke will undergo a procedure to address knee synovitis and is expected to be re-evaluated in 6 weeks, sources tell ESPN. Clarke missed tail end of the 2024-25 season with a PCL sprain, which has fully healed. He's expected to make a full recovery.
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incredible commitment to the bit
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Following eye surgery, WALTER MATTHAU tells a great joke on the Johnny Carson show.
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Destiny Child just traded Beyoncé to TLC for Chilli
Somebody explain this Luka grade in girl terms
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Woj is sleeping right now and living right.
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Not surprising at all that Hadlee is making the Southee farewell a #statchat... and I'm here for it!
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I don’t watch a lot of NBL, but is the music always BLASTING during gameplay like this? Peak DJ A-Hole. It’s almost unwatchable/unlistenable.
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Look, it’s just a coincidence between duopoly rivals, sent a few minutes apart, OK?
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I’d avoid any Lower Hutt to Wellington trips for a bit. We were going the other way and traffic was backed up from Ngauranga to the Dowse interchange.
UPDATE 12:10PM Traffic continues to build quickly causing DELAYS of up to 30 minutes as the left lane remains BLOCKED. ^EH
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Apropos of nothing, my mind just realised that tennis' former big four (Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray) all came from countries starting with 'S'. That's it, only invest in 'S' countries. Slovenia, Samoa, Senegal, you're all next!
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Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next
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I love how we went full Ewing Theory to win the best test series ever! Hope he enjoyed watching it at home! #INDvNZ
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To be clear, I meant I hope Kane Williamson enjoyed watching it, not Patrick Ewing. Although, he was born in Jamaica, so he may be a Black Caps fan!
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What is going on in the outskirts of Whakatāne, @haydenjudd?
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I don’t know much about baseball, but this was ridiculous!
IT'S GONE IT'S GONE IT'S GONE IT'S GONE FREDDIE FREEMAN #WALKOFF GRAND SLAM
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Just made a Vine reference to a coworker that he didn’t get bc he’s too young. Is this how I’ve made you all feel this whole time? This is awful. I am in agony.
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