Thought leadership on waterfall Recommended reading: A Modest Proposal Jonathan Swift, Hard Times, Charles Dickens. He/Him/Mordac
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I’m going to send @molly_struve a #waterfall pin
Most teams when they deploy into production… if that’s you (and we know it is) maybe spend a little time planning beforehand. #brd #waterfall
Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad are investigating an incident where a cyclist has crashed, causing injury to a pedestrian
Once identified, the cyclist will be fined £800.85
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Not sure what’s more exciting, a software project clearing all its phase gates or OT Wins in Playoff hockey….
Trying to hurt AB InBev by boycotting bud light is a lot like swapping story points for story slices.
Our startup was banking at SVB - trying to figure out if the collapse means we get to cancel our technical debt.
Never thought we’d get a plug from @allenholub! You heard it here folks if you don’t want to spend weekends fixing bugs use #waterfall and deploy on Tuesday!
Sometimes we get the stories wrong.
#ineedaBRD
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Are your dev resources going through as much trouble hiding their bad code as this guy did trying to disguise the fact that he’s wearing platform shoes to seem taller? #Accountabilityincode needs to be taken more seriously.
Assuming he worked like a good resource this dude spent 12 hours a day looking at 6 set ups per day every day for 180 days.
How do we get him to actually work and help us get more story points done in the next sprint?
Hey we are hiring FULLSTACK JR DEVS with 4-6 years experience - pay is good (60k) the work is super rewarding and we have cool perks like health care and free energy drinks/food when onsite (weekends only). Free keyboard too!
I feel like a lot of the worlds problems could be solved by invalidating candidates like this. If you will spout bullshit like to get elected then what would you do to stay in power? @UtahPolitician
**** @Verizon Trying to upgrade my iPhone with you is the single most stressful buying experience I have ever had. I own two cars. I own a sailboat. I own a house. Absolute worst experience ever. #VerizonReallySucks
From LinkedIn “manifestation coach for executive leaders“ 1st wtf has the world come to? 2nd can I get one with a software focus? The team might hit a phase gate on time. Tks to one of our followers for showing us it’s okay to make up non-existent jobs & take money from suckers.