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I am the Stampede of Eloquence.

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Joined August 2009
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After tonight, John Fetterman should just go back to his old job carrying Krang around in his stomach.
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1994 is one of the best years in music.
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Who could've thought there'd be repercussions to Baby Boomer parents physically, financially, emotionally, and psychologically abusing their kids all while convincing themselves their kids will permanently owe them their time, money, and apologies when they've grown into adults?
Well, this is sad and terrible: “Many experts believe that estrangements between adult children and their parents are becoming an epidemic in the U.S.” “Psychologists say young adults’ definition of harmful parental behavior is changing.” They “consider ordinary conflict to be much worse than it once was” and “have a much broader definition than their elders of psychological harm.” “Many now view repeated criticism, strong disagreements and other painful relationship conflicts as abusive.” “In their minds, they see themselves as more enlightened and therefore more justified to cut off for more reasons.”
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I'm surprised I haven't seen homage edits of this where somebody is holding a microphone the same way he's holding this kunai.
20 years ago today, Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2 was released on Nintendo GameCube in NA. It was developed by Eighting and published by Tony.
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What the hell am I doing drinkin' in L.A. in 2026?
Imagine being drunk in LA and you look up to see fucking R2D2
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This is exactly what playing kingdom hearts is like
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Being single & not frequently feeling like I'm destined to blow my brains out would probably be much easier to deal with if I were the least bit desirable in any way, or if I weren't constantly pummeled with reminders of what I'm missing and how unqualified I am to even want it.
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I remember when this was just called Wonder Showzen.
Final teaser for ‘BUDDY’, a new horror movie starring Cristin Milioti, Topher Grace and Michael Shannon. • The film follows a girl and her friends who must escape a demented kids TV show • You can text Buddy’s Clubhouse for more updates at 571-OHBUDDY
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It sure is fucking great how everything is either lethally compromised and tainted, accompanied by some sort of "Preliminary Dick-Scraping Fee", or in most cases, both.
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Who could it be? Believe it or not, It ain't me!
America’s Greatest Hero returns…
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Let me guess, Israel promised you a 20% discount on an oil drum full of baked beans each time you publicly regurgitated a zioglom talking point.
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So she's madly in love with me?
This girl said “I made you cookies” & this was the plate bro…
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is 'Murder № 5'."
Marvin Gay Sr is arrested for killing his son Marvin Gaye, April 1984.
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If Lindsey Graham had a wife, she would have had Merlin level Beard status.
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The movie 'Office Space' is basically 'The Matrix', but for slackers.
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Here I thought it was because people kept using the McFlurry spoon for cocaine after McDonald's got rid of the coffee stirrers.
McDonald’s switched their McFlurry to a paper cup instead of the classic plastic cup where you get that special spoon A former McDonald’s corporate chef says many of the McDonald’s are not even mixing in the toppings anymore because of this change and the experience may be ruined The toppings are often times just dumped on top of the ice cream because that large spoon that used to be used was actually used in the machine to mix the toppings into the ice cream But now they just give you a normal spoon The change was allegedly done to be more environmentally conscious but everyone seems to hate it
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In a first-world country, you could turn on the A/C….
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Ted Cruz's own state has made the same request on numerous occasions. texastribune.org/2015/08/12/abb… ercot.com/news/release?i… wfaa.com/article/news/s…
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